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poontemplate 

1: to rest ones mind upon the poon - often to the degree with which ones mouth unconsciously hangs open.
2: Trancelike meditation focusing on the poon - intended to bring the participant to a transcendent state of sexual awareness.
poontemplate - It is said that Jennifer Lopez is single again, I must retire to my chambers and poontemplate on this matter.

poontemplation - Upon viewing the new Victoria's Secret catalog, Matt entered a deep state of poontemplation.
poontemplate by Barnold April 1, 2004
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pootemplate 

1) Verb. to sit on the toilet because you just might have to take a dump. " 2) Verb. To go off into deep thought after the actual purpose of the bathroom visit is complete.
"I was waiting for the wife to get dressed for the movie, so I had 20 minutes to sit and pootemplate."

"My dang legs fell asleep again because I was pootemplating for what had to be 30 minutes!"
pootemplate by poothinker January 26, 2015
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Potemplate 

1. To think pensively while on the toilet.
2. To contemplate while on the pot.
I was potemplating on how short this weekend was and what a long week awaits me.

I love to potemplate seeing as to how there are little to no distractions.
Potemplate by Iceman Me July 17, 2011
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