Definitions by Barnold

ambush 

The act of being suprised by a woman's unkempt, unshaven pubic region.

ambush - He pulled off her panties and was surprised by the copius amounts of pubic hair, it was an ambush.

ambushed - Jenny hasn't shaven herself since the late 70's, I went down on her and got totally ambushed.

ambush by Barnold April 1, 2004

poontemplate 

1: to rest ones mind upon the poon - often to the degree with which ones mouth unconsciously hangs open.
2: Trancelike meditation focusing on the poon - intended to bring the participant to a transcendent state of sexual awareness.

poontemplate - It is said that Jennifer Lopez is single again, I must retire to my chambers and poontemplate on this matter.

poontemplation - Upon viewing the new Victoria's Secret catalog, Matt entered a deep state of poontemplation.

poontemplate by Barnold April 1, 2004

Terry Waite's allotment

see ambush

I got totally ambushed, she was groomed like Terry Waite's allotment.

Terry Waite's allotment by Barnold April 1, 2004