Poontang

A juice made from the rare Poonberry tree.

Where did you find the Poonberrys for this Poontang?

by JGriz December 29, 2004

Poontang

Cunt, snatch, whisker biscuit, cooter, bearded clam, fur buger, sideways smile, Tina Risner, furry taco, slit, pussy.

I lover the poontang

by Steve Schmidt March 13, 2003

Poontang

referring to the female genitalia

Will can't wait for James to go to Purdue so he can get some of Emma's poontang

by Joel September 23, 2003

Poontang

a clearer definition would be vagina, however, the word also is a bastardized version of a French word implying "hooker". Refers to "gettin' laid"

If I don't get some poontang tonight, I'm gonna burst!

by Ben Salisbury November 12, 2001

Poontang

What Animal Mother's reason for fighting in the Vietnam War was in "Full Metal Jacket"

If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word... my word is "poontang".

by the Uber-Shovel April 3, 2009

Poontang

a very nasty scary creature that has sharp spikes on long tentacles that shoot out once a month on a bloody rampage, maiming every person that doesnt shower it with affection

cry scream slap cry slap slap scream and all i did was forget to take out the trash i have angered the poontang.

by poontanghater February 6, 2010

Poontang

The center of the universe. Part of a female's body located between her legs that is reason why all wars are ever fought. If you aren't getting it you want it, and if you are, it's never enough. Often times it used as the noun in sentence because, let's face it, often times us guys don't care what's all around the poontang as long as it is willing to provide us access to this magical land of wander.

Get that penis out of my poontang

by anonymousmothafudgerrr August 6, 2009