poononger
poononger by Buster Dukes April 8, 2003
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Poonaner Jones
A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.
Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."
Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.
Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."
Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.
1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?
2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.
1) What a Poonaner Jones.
2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.
1) What a Poonaner Jones.
Poonaner Jones by Hey Dood April 17, 2013
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poononger • pooMonger • poomongerer • Poonogger • Poon Monger • poofinger • poonaner • Poonanner • poontanger • poonbooger
Poonogger
Poonogger by Richard W EB November 26, 2010
Poonanners
The antitheses of pussyfooting. Behaving in a dangerously stupid way similar in effect to cockmockery, dicking around, and horseplay but with greater probability for severe injury for those involved.
Origin: Rural southern United States
Origin: Rural southern United States
Poonanners by PooterScoots November 8, 2018
poonoser
A person from New Brunswick. The term derives from the word Bluenoser, which is a person who lives across the border in Nova Scotian. Poonoser mocks their belief and riteous attitude that they are that much better than their neighbouring province.
poonoser by Nova Scotian November 2, 2012
poonanerag
A noun used to describe a nasty smell, most often one that smells as bad as or similar to a foul menstruating vagina; formed by combining the words poonany + rag= poonany on the rag.
poonanerag by Krystine <3 August 28, 2006
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