pooMonger
pooMonger by Merriam-Webster May 4, 2004
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Poonogger
Poonogger by Richard W EB November 26, 2010
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Poo Monger
Poo Monger by Mav2KM September 2, 2008
Poopmonger
Poopmonger by the monger man April 9, 2009
poofinger sushi
Although it's origins are a mystery, poofinger sushi master Robococck is the only known producer of this fine dining delicacy. This culinary treat can only be produced by taking a dump, not washing your hands, and then proceeding to create a masterfully crafted sushi dish.
Restaurant survey question: What did you have and did you enjoy your meal?
Restaurant survey answer: I had the poofinger sushi platter it was amazing.
Restaurant survey answer: I had the poofinger sushi platter it was amazing.
poofinger sushi by shadoinkin June 20, 2018
poopymonger
student1:When i walked in the bathroom during third period i saw john eathing his own shit!
student2:DUDE I NEVER NEW JOHN WAS A POOPYMONGER!
student1:I hear his parents dont feed him, sad stuff...
student2:DUDE I NEVER NEW JOHN WAS A POOPYMONGER!
student1:I hear his parents dont feed him, sad stuff...
poopymonger by Mark Flannery August 30, 2007
poofinger
Inserting the index finger into an unsuspecting subjects butt hole and shouting "Poo finger". Laughter usually follows the poofinger, except the subject who is left mildly disgusted and scarred.
poofinger by Jordan Klein February 12, 2004
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