poonia 

Poonia is the well known last name of many, if you know a Poonia you better keep them close. They are usually rich and very smart, also have a nice sense of humour but don’t go to them for advice big mistake

Yo Poonia you gonna hook up with your gyal later Yano

Isn’t Poonia linking with that quisha ting she’s actually leng

Poonias just a lad

poonia by Daniel P00nia November 23, 2021

Poonaner Jones 

A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.

Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."

Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.

1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?

2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.

1) What a Poonaner Jones.

Poonaner Jones by Hey Dood April 17, 2013

poonami

poo-nah-mee NOUN

1. an unusually large wave or splash produced in a toilet bowl by a large or well-placed excrement (poo).

2. an exceptionally large, oderiferous or much-anticipated bowel movement.

Origin:
2011-2012; < Brinston, Ontario, Canada. Based on Japanese word "tsunami", equivalent to tsu harbor (earlier tu ) + nami wave < poo (poo) + nami (wave).

1. (splash) "Whoa... poonami!"

2. "Poonami alert - do NOT go in there!"

poonami by canoebrain November 9, 2012

Poofiatis 

The uncontrollable need to fart or pass gas.
Can be deemed a medical condition.

Daddy stop farting. I can't help it I have Poofiatis.

Poofiatis by Iman T September 9, 2010

Poonam 

The most beautiful someone could look without even the slightest of the makeup.

OMG! The girl sitting in Cafe Zinea was such a Poonam! I couldn't take my eyes off her.

That girl is so Poonam! I wish I could have her in my life.

Poonam by Lambuu March 30, 2020

Poonanners 

The antitheses of pussyfooting. Behaving in a dangerously stupid way similar in effect to cockmockery, dicking around, and horseplay but with greater probability for severe injury for those involved.

Origin: Rural southern United States

Shop Class Teacher: You two on the table saw! Stop that poonanners before someone loses a hand.

Poonanners by PooterScoots November 8, 2018

Armani poonani 

n. Designer vagina, as a result of plastic labial surgery.

- My minge is well slack.
- You better get an Armani poonani like Posh.

Armani poonani by markyspeaks April 18, 2005