Poofiatis 

The uncontrollable need to fart or pass gas.
Can be deemed a medical condition.

Daddy stop farting. I can't help it I have Poofiatis.

Poofiatis by Iman T September 9, 2010

Poopitis 

an infection of the poop.

What I was doing to that poor toilet was horrific. I went to the doctor and was diagnosed with Poopitis

Poopitis by Poopmonster6969 March 8, 2009

poonitis 

1. The condition which arises from extended periods without poon, or having sex. Patients suffer from poonitis will experience a burning in the loins for the heat of a woman's genitals, depression, loss of self esteem and will moan things such as "poon!" and "I need to get some." While masturbation may relieve the symptoms of poonitis temporarily it provides no real cure and the intense burning of the loins will return. The only known cure for poonitis is in fact the heat of a woman's genitals, or sex. If left untreated poonitis can result in loss of vision, malnutrition and even death.
2. Some people are immune to poonitis most notably, Clay Aiken and Senator Larry Craig. Although the reason for this is remains unclear.

1. "Dude I haven't had any in 2 months, I'm afraid I've got poonitis."
2. "Ever since I broke up with my girlfriend I've had poonitis. But now it's getting really severe, I think I've started going blind!"
3. "It has been one long year since we have lost Jimmy to poonitis. If only he had not tried to wait till marriage he might be with us today."

poonitis by Yoge and Spanky February 21, 2008

Poojitis

A disease that is gotten by talking too much. It is highly contagious among preppy 8th grade girls.

She TOTALLY has Poojitis!

Poojitis by Grim1Tuesday2 February 14, 2009

pooftarisation 

When something has become stupid, dumb or gay

That kid Mihalo has a high level of pooftarisation.

pooftarisation by Mehow Vgaysingham August 17, 2019

Poofilating

Male narcissist, grooming and admiring himself in the mirror

Look at Harry poofilating in the mirror

Poofilating by KenzOmar October 31, 2019

pookatish 

the spoken phrase a swedish man says when he is high.

OMG. he is doing the pookatish

pookatish by discoshrooms May 9, 2006