markyspeaks's definitions

flip

To pimp out, change or improve on - as said by the mentally stagnant Tim Westwood on Pimp My Ride UK:

We pimped a granny's ride,
we flipped a granny's bus.

by markyspeaks March 17, 2007

jump

n. A shag, fuck, intercourse. Most common in northern UK, especially since "Rita, Sue and Bob too".

"Reet, yer fancy a jump?"

by markyspeaks February 9, 2005

cunt stubble

Constable, slang for policeman, pig, rozzer and so on. Can be said to a policeman without them knowing.

Good Evening, Cunt Stubble.
What seems to be the problem?

by markyspeaks July 10, 2005

axe gash

vaguely gruesome, yet scarily accurate term for VAGINA, mige, muff and so on.

Mate, she had one hairy axe gash.

by markyspeaks December 10, 2004

'bout that

Made famous in the mid-nineties in Somerset. A literal definition would be "isn't it just?", "yes, that's right" or "I agree".

Never really caught on but worth documenting in case lost forever.

- Wells carnival was a jolly affair.
- I know, 'bout that.

- See you at the bandstand?
- 'Bout that.

by markyspeaks May 22, 2008

gransvestite

One who wears old man chic; grandpa fashions that are slowly working their way into the male wardrobe. e.g. cardigans, flat caps, thick rimmed specs, plaid and tweed.

- I just bought some new slippers and a cardy.
- You're a right gransvestite now, all you need is a pipe.

by markyspeaks February 23, 2006

Armani poonani

n. Designer vagina, as a result of plastic labial surgery.

- My minge is well slack.
- You better get an Armani poonani like Posh.

by markyspeaks April 18, 2005