pooniac

When someone takes a shit in a Pontiac car.

Jon did you just take a pooniac in the car!

by The blitz man July 12, 2022

poontacular

An extremely fortunate situation, comprising of a group of two or more single and available females. Especially related to girls attracted to other girls, or overwhelming nudity.

Five girls in a hot tub? Brah, that's Poontacular.

by Mark D'Antonio October 29, 2006

Poontachat

A word used in the movie "Don't Mess With The Zohan." Poon is the American slang word for the female genitals, and Tachat is “Ass” in Hebrew. Add one to the other and you get a throaty word that sounds vulgar in three different languages.

Steve, how was your weekend? It was fabulous! I ended my dry spell of no poontachat!!

by mavsfan June 30, 2008

poonsack

a really fat woman in walmart who looks like she has water balloons in the crotch of her spandex pants.

"RYAN!, look at the big poonsack!" "damn that things big, shes packing!"

by biggg sexxxy July 6, 2009

porniac

someone who has given up on finding a partner and has become addicted to masturbating while watching porn. A porniac will do this three or four times a day, and will usually view the porn from his(sometimes her) computer where he/she has downloaded it. Will have a massive collection stored on hard drive

i bet he is a porniac

by Bob June 11, 2004

poontiac

a large old american car with a huge back seat suited for having sex

I cruised the strip in my 2-door '67 POONTIAC Bonneville looking for some hot action.

by minimalsidefx April 1, 2007

Poonicorn

I mythical female creature who's hot, horny, smart, successful, can fix your car, who's into all the geeky shit that you're into like video games and Star Wars. Basically, your dream girl.

"Man, I saw my poonicorn at the halloween party last night she was dressed in the hottest Cheetara costume. Too bad I didn't have the balls to introduce myself to her"

by King Benny February 25, 2009