A derivitive of the word poindexter, a poondexter is a geeky male with no friends, but gets a lot of pussy because he will literally fuck anyone, even Sarah Jessica Parker.
Jared: Dude, I totally fucked my girlfriend this weekend. It was AWESOME!
Noun. An insult used to refer to someone who tries too hard in order to compensate for something lacking (i.e. trying to be cool; i.e. Carson Daly). It is often associated with a decreased mental capacity. One of the most vicious insults that can be bestowed upon a fellow human being.
3. A person who, in a team or group, does nothing to contribute or help in any way
4. A funny sounding word that you should try to say randomly as much as possible, I mean, come on! It’s such a irresistible word to say... I’m sure you just tried saying it. Sounds cool? Like this definition then!
4. A very good cuss word that you can use to relieve anger instead of the classical profanities (bad words)
What a poonde, he doesn’t even know how to switch on the microwave...