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Poondexter 

A derivitive of the word poindexter, a poondexter is a geeky male with no friends, but gets a lot of pussy because he will literally fuck anyone, even Sarah Jessica Parker.
Jared: Dude, I totally fucked my girlfriend this weekend. It was AWESOME!

John: DUDE!!! YOU FUCKED FELICIA?!?

Jared: Ha ha. Jealous much?

John: No! I'm not! I swear to god I thought she was a guy for like, a year! You fuckin manwhore poondexter!
Poondexter by rogerthewhale November 22, 2010
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poondale 

Noun (poo-nuh-day-luh) - A large black male, that resembling Ruben Studdard, and or, Philip Banks. (To name a few)
"And in the right corner, in the golden trunks, weighing in at 412 lbs, Pooo-Ooon Dale!"

"Dad, there's a poondale in the driveway!"
poondale by Johnny Liolli November 4, 2006

poondagger 

Noun. An insult used to refer to someone who tries too hard in order to compensate for something lacking (i.e. trying to be cool; i.e. Carson Daly). It is often associated with a decreased mental capacity. One of the most vicious insults that can be bestowed upon a fellow human being.
Carson Daly, Tom Cruise, and Colin Farrell are some of the biggest poondaggers in Hollywood.
poondagger by Ernie768 July 24, 2006
The innate ability to detect a hot female from beyond visual range or when experiencing Line of Sight(LOS)issues.
Dave's malfunctioning poondar cost him two hookups that night due to inebriation.
poondar by Little Al October 7, 2005
1. A word you use to call an idiot.

2. A word used when excited, agitated or angry...

3. A person who, in a team or group, does nothing to contribute or help in any way

4. A funny sounding word that you should try to say randomly as much as possible, I mean, come on! It’s such a irresistible word to say... I’m sure you just tried saying it. Sounds cool? Like this definition then!

4. A very good cuss word that you can use to relieve anger instead of the classical profanities (bad words)
What a poonde, he doesn’t even know how to switch on the microwave...

Poonde! Poonde! I won the lottery!

He’s such a..... poonde. We cant get any work done unless he/she helps!!!
Poonde by SBUBBY SCRUBBY July 16, 2019
the smell of high grade marijuana and marijuana smoke

poodae - verb

the act of smelling poodae(good)

Example:
Damn that bud smells straight poodae.

Pronounced: poo-day
my weed be straight poodae

damn that bud is poodae

my cologne is poodae for men by cannabi - lol
poodae by Vandalen October 20, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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