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Poondexter
A derivitive of the word poindexter, a poondexter is a geeky male with no friends, but gets a lot of pussy because he will literally fuck anyone, even Sarah Jessica Parker.
Jared: Dude, I totally fucked my girlfriend this weekend. It was AWESOME!
John: DUDE!!! YOU FUCKED FELICIA?!?
Jared: Ha ha. Jealous much?
John: No! I'm not! I swear to god I thought she was a guy for like, a year! You fuckin manwhore poondexter!
John: DUDE!!! YOU FUCKED FELICIA?!?
Jared: Ha ha. Jealous much?
John: No! I'm not! I swear to god I thought she was a guy for like, a year! You fuckin manwhore poondexter!
Poondexter by rogerthewhale November 22, 2010
Related Words
poondae • POONDAXD • poondaddy • Poondangler • poonda • poondangle • poonded • Poonder • Poondie • poodae
poondagger
Noun. An insult used to refer to someone who tries too hard in order to compensate for something lacking (i.e. trying to be cool; i.e. Carson Daly). It is often associated with a decreased mental capacity. One of the most vicious insults that can be bestowed upon a fellow human being.
poondagger by Ernie768 July 24, 2006
Poonde
1. A word you use to call an idiot.
2. A word used when excited, agitated or angry...
3. A person who, in a team or group, does nothing to contribute or help in any way
4. A funny sounding word that you should try to say randomly as much as possible, I mean, come on! It’s such a irresistible word to say... I’m sure you just tried saying it. Sounds cool? Like this definition then!
4. A very good cuss word that you can use to relieve anger instead of the classical profanities (bad words)
2. A word used when excited, agitated or angry...
3. A person who, in a team or group, does nothing to contribute or help in any way
4. A funny sounding word that you should try to say randomly as much as possible, I mean, come on! It’s such a irresistible word to say... I’m sure you just tried saying it. Sounds cool? Like this definition then!
4. A very good cuss word that you can use to relieve anger instead of the classical profanities (bad words)
What a poonde, he doesn’t even know how to switch on the microwave...
Poonde! Poonde! I won the lottery!
He’s such a..... poonde. We cant get any work done unless he/she helps!!!
Poonde! Poonde! I won the lottery!
He’s such a..... poonde. We cant get any work done unless he/she helps!!!
Poonde by SBUBBY SCRUBBY July 16, 2019
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Ratfucker
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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