poonded

To be on drugs, or drunk. Mainly refers to being high- a weed high, that is.

Man, I smoked suma that goodgood with anna last night and I got SO poonded

by goodShitcookie November 28, 2009

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Poonded

Used up workedbeat up, worn out,tossed up,stretched out,busted up, trashed, ruined. Maxxed out , beyond it's limit

Aything that has been used, beat up or broken and ruined is poonded

by Niknjen December 18, 2018

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"Pounded like a rented gerbil" is a phrase used to describe disastrous events- usually painful financial setbacks.

As you can imagine, rented gerbils would be the unfortunate recipients of an especially rough and vigorous pounding experience, when compared with the more tender romantic encounters of privately owned gerbils. After all, you'll be returning the poor rodent right back to the rental office tomorrow, so why bother taking good care of it?

How'd it go for me at the blackjack tables last night? I got pounded like a rented gerbil, that's how! I dropped almost two grand! Fuck... that'll teach me to gamble with money I can't afford to lose.

by ReardenMetal December 17, 2010

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get pounded

to get intensly, rigorously fucked without mercy

Dude, the way your mom is walking up the stairs, she must have gotten pounded last night.

by Stee April 30, 2003

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Poondexter

A derivitive of the word poindexter, a poondexter is a geeky male with no friends, but gets a lot of pussy because he will literally fuck anyone, even Sarah Jessica Parker.

Jared: Dude, I totally fucked my girlfriend this weekend. It was AWESOME!

John: DUDE!!! YOU FUCKED FELICIA?!?

Jared: Ha ha. Jealous much?

John: No! I'm not! I swear to god I thought she was a guy for like, a year! You fuckin manwhore poondexter!

by rogerthewhale November 22, 2010

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