poonded 

To be on drugs, or drunk. Mainly refers to being high- a weed high, that is.

Man, I smoked suma that goodgood with anna last night and I got SO poonded

poonded by goodShitcookie November 28, 2009

Poonded 

Used up workedbeat up, worn out,tossed up,stretched out,busted up, trashed, ruined. Maxxed out , beyond it's limit

Aything that has been used, beat up or broken and ruined is poonded

Poonded by Niknjen December 18, 2018

Pounded like a rented gerbil 

"Pounded like a rented gerbil" is a phrase used to describe disastrous events- usually painful financial setbacks.

As you can imagine, rented gerbils would be the unfortunate recipients of an especially rough and vigorous pounding experience, when compared with the more tender romantic encounters of privately owned gerbils. After all, you'll be returning the poor rodent right back to the rental office tomorrow, so why bother taking good care of it?

How'd it go for me at the blackjack tables last night? I got pounded like a rented gerbil, that's how! I dropped almost two grand! Fuck... that'll teach me to gamble with money I can't afford to lose.

Pounded like a rented gerbil by ReardenMetal December 17, 2010

get pounded 

to get intensly, rigorously fucked without mercy

Dude, the way your mom is walking up the stairs, she must have gotten pounded last night.

get pounded by Stee April 30, 2003

Poondexter 

A derivitive of the word poindexter, a poondexter is a geeky male with no friends, but gets a lot of pussy because he will literally fuck anyone, even Sarah Jessica Parker.

Jared: Dude, I totally fucked my girlfriend this weekend. It was AWESOME!

John: DUDE!!! YOU FUCKED FELICIA?!?

Jared: Ha ha. Jealous much?

John: No! I'm not! I swear to god I thought she was a guy for like, a year! You fuckin manwhore poondexter!

Poondexter by rogerthewhale November 22, 2010

pounded her 

When a male goes hard on a females ass she can't walk

Man I pounded her so hard last night

pounded her by Lolagonzalaez December 4, 2016

Pounded

To Fuck the shit out of someone

Carl pounded the shit out of sara

Pounded by Mandy251990 July 22, 2015