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poondagger 

Noun. An insult used to refer to someone who tries too hard in order to compensate for something lacking (i.e. trying to be cool; i.e. Carson Daly). It is often associated with a decreased mental capacity. One of the most vicious insults that can be bestowed upon a fellow human being.
Carson Daly, Tom Cruise, and Colin Farrell are some of the biggest poondaggers in Hollywood.
poondagger by Ernie768 July 24, 2006
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Poonogger 

Piece of shit... can be used as an insult.
Shut up Poonogger!

You smell like a Poonogger!
Poonogger by Richard W EB November 26, 2010

poobagger 

that girl is such a poobagger
poobagger by FOOOOOOK December 23, 2009

Pooldigger

A girl (or guy) who tries to date, flirt or get with you in order to get access to your apartment's pool, particularly prevalent in the robust pool party scene in Houston, TX.
Man...I was crushing it at the party when this pooldigger rolls up to me and tries to get the passcode to my apt complex. You know I don't give that sh*t out for free!
Pooldigger by nyclax December 7, 2010

Poontangerang 

Poontangerang is poontang that you try to throw away, but it just keeps on coming back.
Rick: "Are you and Bethany still together?"
Steve: "You wouldn't think so. I haven't called her in like a week. I even slept with her sister, but that poontangerang keeps peepin' me up!"

poontanger

A man that goes around smelling the tangy scent left on a girls bicycle seat from their sweaty poons.
Dave: Why does Steve always hang around the bike
racks?

Phil: Because he likes to smell the girls bike seats,
the dirty POONTANGER.
poontanger by D.P.K. December 28, 2007

Porkdagger 

Slang terminology for a Small, tiny, unnoticeable, and or hilariously petite dong.
Eugene and Matthew play mideaval battles and duel horizontally with their porkdaggers.
Porkdagger by bigdonghealy June 2, 2011
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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