poonda 

a panda with a yellow stumick

the poonda was sitting under the tree

poonda by i_FuKd_uR_bOyF_LaSt_niTe! May 13, 2005

Poonda 

It's a freak who does not have an ass and who does not fart from the mouth infant of the girls.He is to much shy of asking the real girls out take them to dinners and dates. Who does not have money. He ask free dates from the girls.He wants girls to pay for everything. Even for the babies they are going to have its the women who is going to pay for everything. He just looks at the ass of the girls and try to comment on her pussy but in real world he does not have a power to take a girl out on a date.

Look who just showed up: Poonda just showed up in the biggest shopping mall on this earth.

Poonda by momo7878 May 24, 2020

poodarn 

Something you say when something goes wrong. More intense version of darn it, dang it, crap, etc.

Pat: "Hi Tiffany"
Tiffany: "Ew get away you Pat! Oh poodarn! I didn't mean to say that out loud!"

poodarn by dontfret March 26, 2011

Poonaner Jones 

A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.

Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."

Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.

1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?

2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.

1) What a Poonaner Jones.

Poonaner Jones by Hey Dood April 17, 2013

poonami

poo-nah-mee NOUN

1. an unusually large wave or splash produced in a toilet bowl by a large or well-placed excrement (poo).

2. an exceptionally large, oderiferous or much-anticipated bowel movement.

Origin:
2011-2012; < Brinston, Ontario, Canada. Based on Japanese word "tsunami", equivalent to tsu harbor (earlier tu ) + nami wave < poo (poo) + nami (wave).

1. (splash) "Whoa... poonami!"

2. "Poonami alert - do NOT go in there!"

poonami by canoebrain November 9, 2012

Oh you are far too generous Pondarian 

What you say when Pondarian is being far too generous or when he brings Xandarian snails.

Definition- Dear friends, in honor of Kasius presenting the Destroyer of Worlds, I too, have brought a rare delicacy, for everyone's enjoyment... Fresh Xandarian snail! "Oh you are far too generous Pondarian!"

Oh you are far too generous Pondarian by Jack Snax November 22, 2018

Poonam 

The most beautiful someone could look without even the slightest of the makeup.

OMG! The girl sitting in Cafe Zinea was such a Poonam! I couldn't take my eyes off her.

That girl is so Poonam! I wish I could have her in my life.

Poonam by Lambuu March 30, 2020