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1. A word you use to call an idiot.

2. A word used when excited, agitated or angry...

3. A person who, in a team or group, does nothing to contribute or help in any way

4. A funny sounding word that you should try to say randomly as much as possible, I mean, come on! It’s such a irresistible word to say... I’m sure you just tried saying it. Sounds cool? Like this definition then!

4. A very good cuss word that you can use to relieve anger instead of the classical profanities (bad words)
What a poonde, he doesn’t even know how to switch on the microwave...

Poonde! Poonde! I won the lottery!

He’s such a..... poonde. We cant get any work done unless he/she helps!!!
Poonde by SBUBBY SCRUBBY July 16, 2019
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ponderize 

The act of monetizing ones position in a church office.
This revelation from God is going to make me rich if I can find a way to ponderize it.
ponderize by bk_urb November 26, 2015
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To think and care
Ponder - To wonder and to care
Ponder by Shalondafielder26 March 26, 2021
When someone is impressed by this person or to think before the decision is made by with care.
He Ponder when he heard of her name.
Ponder by Shalondafielder26 April 19, 2021

ponderize 

To memorize a concept while deliberately choosing not to contemplate its meaning.
Kate was determined to ponderize her cult's leaders manifesto, fearing further study would destroy her faith.
ponderize by friesounz November 25, 2015
To reflect or consider with thoroughness and care
Something to ponder on
Ponder by Shalondafielder26 March 26, 2021

poondyker 

a lesbian that vigorously enjoys vagina
dustin:Dood, Tiffany is such a POONDYKER.
johnnycramp:Koo
poondyker by jamie bojangles November 9, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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