poojer 

A dumb person who often deficates(or poops), in a cat in the hat costume. People that fit this word often have the name of Joshua, Collin, Travis, Andrew, or Gabe.

Bro you’re such a poojer

poojer by Themanman November 5, 2020

poojer 

A poojer is a gay person that often has green poops, usually with the names Josh, Travis, Gabe, Collin, or Andrew

Hey dude you’re such a poojer

poojer by Themanman November 5, 2020

poobert 

poobert is a god to some. he is everywhere and anywhere always. poobert. in his raw form, poobert is a worm with a top hat. however he can transform into anything. poobert is most known for stealing eggs and lungs. pooobert.

person 1: poobert took my lungs

person 2:

person 1:

person 2: (revealing himself to be poobert) GIVE ME YOUR EGS

poobert by POOBERTISEPIC October 6, 2018

phantom pooper 

A person spontaneously and anonymously who defecates in public areas. The areas are chosen for the greatest visual and olfactory effect upon the observer, for example:

1. Water fountains
2. Public Pools and the Beach
3. Dressing Rooms.
4. Ex girlfriends mailbox.

Also see Poop Phantom

1. " Mommy I want a drink of...WHAAAAAAAAAAA...the phantom pooper...WHAAAAAAAAA! "

2. "Great day for a swim...what's that floating by your face? OMG! " The Phantom Pooper had struck again.

3. " Don't these pants look great...whats that smell?"

4. " Phantom pooper? Listen lady I don't care why your bill is late...just pay it.

phantom pooper by Global Feetus April 10, 2007

SHY POOPER 

A person who can't do a number two in a public restroom if they are not alone.

Scotty came out of the bathroom discouraged and distended because the endless stream of gents using the public toilets meant he couldn't do his business. Scotty is a shy pooper.

Shy poopers live in fear of bowel blockers.

SHY POOPER by benthered October 20, 2013

Pooper Flooper

A Booty ass Fortnite sweat who is 9 and hasn't seen grass before. There are numerous reports of Pooper Floppers going outside and screaming as they aren't used to the sun and because they are confused as to what grass is. they are usually seen at Walmart with fortnite clothing on and buying sweat pants daily as the washing machine won't clean their sweaty ass booty shit clothing fast as they can sweat and ruin their clothing.

Shut Your Booty ass up Elysia you Pooper Flooper

Pooper Flooper by Booty Ass kid July 4, 2021

Pooper Hot

When a woman finds a man so hot she would let him stick it in her pooper.

Woman: Oh my god! Did you see Nick? He's so hot I would let him do terrible dirty things to me. He's pooper hot.
Man: In the pooper? It's still going to hurt you know.
Woman: Irrelevant to his hotness.

Pooper Hot by Balloonchief April 22, 2011