by derek April 24, 2004

When you get with a girl and engage in sexual contact and right when you cum she poofs and disappears from the face of the earth. Orignated in the northwest area.
Used mostly with somewhat attractive girls or girls that you want to get with and never see again.one night stand
Used mostly with somewhat attractive girls or girls that you want to get with and never see again.one night stand
"Damn bra, look at that breezy over there!"
"Ah she alright, definetly a "poofer"."
"Yo mcgash, squints, look at that girl with the fatty over there"
"Damn bra, shes like a 7. Hella poofer"
"Ah she alright, definetly a "poofer"."
"Yo mcgash, squints, look at that girl with the fatty over there"
"Damn bra, shes like a 7. Hella poofer"
by Mcgash, Squints, Midget December 20, 2007

n. a fart, especially a short, sharp, small fart making little or no noise, generally a feminine kind of fart with little volumetric displacement or effect on the barometric pressure of the surroundings, the opposite of a sonic boom
Delicate Patty pretended to not even notice, let alone reveal, that a tiny, odorless poofer had escaped her exquisite bung hole like a subtle sigh.
by Michael Gannett February 15, 2006

by Ashley* November 14, 2004

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by Whaaaeeerr December 30, 2014

When a vagina is so big that the only noise made during sex is the poooooofff. Sometimes just the slip of a finger might turn into a whole hand, arm, leg and even head..
by jibjab25 January 25, 2011
