poochoice

When someone absolutely nukes a toilet in a choice of life or death. Their bowels are so ruptured that it is a life or death situation.

"Hey Cameron I'll be back gotta poochoice"
"Alright man be careful don't push to hard"

by Robert Pattison(Batman) March 20, 2022

poochies

It's like '' bitches '' but in a non-degrading way.

Seb: Can't abide by demanding flat-ass Poochies.
Luke: Poochies?
Seb: Can't say 'bitches no more. It's degrading.

by imactuallylonely October 10, 2016

poohlice

The branch of emergency services contacted anytime there is a poop related crime.

John shat himself, someone call the poohlice!

by Arimus7 April 25, 2009

Poochiekins

Someone infinitely fun to spend time with, fun to annoy, and everything feels infinitely better in their company

Sara: how did you manage to get through that class, uggh, it was super boring..
Kane: Well, I had a poochiekins sitting next to me, so it was super easy, barely an inconvenience

by WarriorWithin January 13, 2022

poochie

a nicer socially acceptable way to call someone a "bitch".

"Can't abide by demanding flat-ass poochies"

"Poochies?"

"Can't say 'bitches' no more. Its degrading"

by kayboogs June 12, 2014

poochie patch

The pubic area on the female body including the the sexual and reproductive organs, including the vulva, vagina, and pubic hair.

The woman wore a short dress with no undergarments, and everyone could see her poochie patch when she bent over.

by Professor Slang, esq April 16, 2009

Poochie

An endearing term for a woman who is pretty or beautiful in personality and otherwise, usually between close friends, family, or couples.

You seen Poochie?, I really miss her!

by ThatGirrl January 13, 2013