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Poolice
Lice that infest in your butt hairs, and lays eggs in the anus. While you poo... out come the little baby maggot lice.
"Damn that bitch scratching her ass must have Poolice!"
"So your telling me these.., Poolice plant there eggs in my...?"
"Oh my god look at the Poolice in my shit!"
"So your telling me these.., Poolice plant there eggs in my...?"
"Oh my god look at the Poolice in my shit!"
Poolice by Billy Bong Poolice HolyMotherfucker November 24, 2006
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oh shit! it's the poolice
what you say when you see a pig (only if you're as cool as megan leah and jen) (makers of the definition for megan (except jen, she wasnt there, she was at camp)) (we've had a long day)
oh shit! it's the poolice by spanky mcfarlen July 11, 2006
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