poobud 

A bud to take with you to poo. Something shitty that somehow is actually cute and endearing.

"Hey, can I have the poobud while I go take a shit. I need something to entertain me in there."
"Your car is such a poobud: so ugly, but small and reliable."

poobud by granpateddi_luvsu May 30, 2021

poobum

A child's insult

You poobum-wee-piss-head

poobum by Rohan February 28, 2004

pooburp 

This is another word for fart, a gaseous emission.

Yuck - Naomi did a pooburp

pooburp by Lucy Morley November 15, 2004

pooudini 

when you need to take a shit then it just disappears. and comes back later that day.

Christ i need to take a poo... oh wait it just pooudini.

pooudini by redrooter March 13, 2011

poobutton.com 

The website of the dastardly "Poo Button".

This button, if pressed three times, reveals a video of a guy shitting on a naked woman with Scatman John - Scatman playing in the background.

www.poobutton.com Go at your own risk. You know you want to.

A is the giver and B is the receiver.
A: Hey dude, check out poobutton.com!
B: Cool! *types in url* A red button. How nice.
A: Press it.
B: *presses* Hm. *presses again* This is fun―*presses a third time* (Scatman plays in background) AAUGH! FUCK DUDE! YOU'RE FUCKING SICK!

poobutton.com by AWarnerS December 30, 2011

poobumhead 

When someone's head is made of poo, escpecially poo that has come from someones bum.

Damn, man. Your mum is a fuckin' poobumhead.

poobumhead by El Stinko February 26, 2005

poobum

a anus which has not been fully wiped after having a poo

when i was in the woods, i had no toilet paper so i developed a serious case of poobum.

poobum by federationofawesome@youtube August 16, 2010