poobutter 

1.a slimy poop substance that is usually very runny, soggy or total liquid.
2.The substance R.Kelly dumps on under-age girls

God, that poobutter was so wet.

poobutter by the turd word November 17, 2005

Poo Butter 

Poo Butter is one of the ultimate paybacks to your mortal enemy, or failing that, a superbly disgusting prank that will make you the most outcast, hated human being on your friends' lists.

Simply sneak into your victims kitchen and take a tub of butter or margarine from the fridge. Take the tub and place it in the microwave for 1 - 2 minutes to reduce the butter/marg into a liquid.

Pour this liquid in to an empty receptacle, such as a bowl or glass, and put it to the side.

Now, take the empty butter/marg container and defecate into it. Once this filthy task is complete, pour the liquid butter/marg on top of your defecation, replace the lid, then place the butter/marg back in to the fridge.

Soon, the butter/marg will re-solidify, completely hiding the deathly secret you have laid withing. Your hapless victim will start using the butter, until one day, as the level recedes, they start scraping a peculiar substance out of the tub that is definately not butter. Cruel isn't it?

Poo butter is a suggested tactic for situations such as:

- Domestic Arguments
- Fights with siblings
- Hated co-workers
- Nasty neighbours

Poo Butter by Dr Landers May 4, 2006

poorhutter

Someone that is poor has no money and shops at the wārewhāre and 4 square.

Only poorhutters fo to the wārewhāre.

poorhutter by Ur_a_poorhutter6969 June 21, 2019

poobutton.com 

The website of the dastardly "Poo Button".

This button, if pressed three times, reveals a video of a guy shitting on a naked woman with Scatman John - Scatman playing in the background.

www.poobutton.com Go at your own risk. You know you want to.

A is the giver and B is the receiver.
A: Hey dude, check out poobutton.com!
B: Cool! *types in url* A red button. How nice.
A: Press it.
B: *presses* Hm. *presses again* This is fun―*presses a third time* (Scatman plays in background) AAUGH! FUCK DUDE! YOU'RE FUCKING SICK!

poobutton.com by AWarnerS December 30, 2011

poo poo butter 

Excrement, but this kind is usually more of a liquid than your average deuce.

"I just blasted a deuce, and got poo poo butter all up on my air force ones."

poo poo butter by real5hittycereal April 3, 2003

poopbuster 

The bodily sensation when you are forced to turn your fart "inward", back into the body, instead of letting out into the atmosphere. This usually occurs in social situations, like a date, or an important meeting or interview.

"Man, I was in Johnsons office this afternoon, and after eating all those eggs this morning I was riddled with poopbusters"

poopbuster by J46464646 May 5, 2006

Poohunter

Poohunter is a somewhat mythical character from Blizzard's Starcraft 2 forums. Usually he is portrayed as a "terran" who make nonsensical comments about nothing.

He is known for ignoring obvious game issues and complaining about things that are not real.

He is often used as an insult to people who are spewing nonsense about what they are talking about.

Obvious poohunter is obvious

Poohunter by Das Putz August 18, 2010