Pulling a Garrison

When you have a sex change, and then decide you want to go back to being the sex you formerly were. Derived from South Park character Mr. Garrison, and what he did on the show once.

Guy: Where's Nicki?
Guy2: Oh, she became Nick again.
Guy: So, when Nick said he wanted to be female, he was pulling a Garrison?
Guy2: Yup.

by AWarnerS August 07, 2011

Pedophile

A creepy dude who has sex with children.

Pedophile: How old are you, little boy?
Boy: Eight.
Pedophile: (turned on) That'll do!

by AWarnerS May 22, 2011

Authoritahhrian

A hardcore fan of Eric Cartman from South Park. Authoritahhrians (or authoritahrians) will quote him nonstop from the top of their heads, mention him frequently, watch South Park nonstop, and display other fantard behaviors.

<A police officer has pulled some guy over for drunk driving>

Police officer: AY! I AM A COP, AND YOU WILL RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAHH! NOW GET'YO ASS IN JAIL!

<Two guys are watching>

Guy 1: (to other guy) Damn dude, that cop is an authoritahhrian.

by AWarnerS August 22, 2012

poobutton.com

The website of the dastardly "Poo Button".

This button, if pressed three times, reveals a video of a guy shitting on a naked woman with Scatman John - Scatman playing in the background.

www.poobutton.com Go at your own risk. You know you want to.

A is the giver and B is the receiver.
A: Hey dude, check out poobutton.com!
B: Cool! *types in url* A red button. How nice.
A: Press it.
B: *presses* Hm. *presses again* This is fun―*presses a third time* (Scatman plays in background) AAUGH! FUCK DUDE! YOU'RE FUCKING SICK!

by AWarnerS December 28, 2011

Randy

Extremely horny.

Ur favorite character on South Park is Stan's Dad, 'cuz he's Randy!

by AWarnerS May 24, 2011