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pooudini 

when you need to take a shit then it just disappears. and comes back later that day.
Christ i need to take a poo... oh wait it just pooudini.
pooudini by redrooter March 13, 2011
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Pooudini 

When you have one on deck, but it retreats back to its living quarters before it can jump ship
I thought I had to shit really bad, but as it turns out it was a pooudini! False alarm!
Pooudini by T8knLssince1980 January 15, 2024
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Poondini 

When your guy friend gets a new girl and disappears. If a chick bails its a weendini
Anthony pulled a poondini as soon as he met Christina. Full disappearing act.
Poondini by Bobo Choncho January 11, 2014
When you go to change a baby's diaper, thinking the baby pooped, but there's nothing in the diaper.
Oh, stink. Better change you. Whoops, Poopdini!
Poopdini by eatmorchickn October 11, 2009
The poop that doesn't give you the satisfaction of observing it in the toilet when you're done.
I was on the shitter for 10 minutes and when I was done I looked down and there was nothing! I'd been Poudini'd.
Poudini by Ryboflavin Earl June 6, 2011
When you take a dump, and the poo has slid into the shadows of the toilet bowl, and cannot be seen. There's also nothing on the toilet paper when you wipe.
I just came back from the shitter, and I'll be damned if it wasn't a "poodini"...it was quite an illusion, cuz I coulda sworn a little turd slid out!
Poodini by The AAR April 16, 2008
Someone that constantly disappear's and when you look for them their always in the toilet.
Grant: "where's Dynamite?"
Dale: "not sure"
Grant: "I think he's in the toilet again"
Dale: "He is the biggest Poodini"
Grant: "fuck oath"
Poodini by Digger111 July 10, 2014
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