pooacide

committing suicide by eating your own shit.

"How did jimmy die? He committed Pooacide!"

by FloGgY May 5, 2005

Pooicide

When you accidently kill yourself when you are taking an extremely excruciating, painful, enduring, shit.

Some say Elvis died from a drug overdose. I beg to differ. He was on the toilet so he must have committed pooicide.

by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010

poonacide

Equivalent to cock-blocking yourself.

Poonacide is considered to be any words or actions that that are an immediate turn-off to the female of interest, thereby killing any chances of sexual contact.

Comes from the root words POON and SUICIDE.

Guy 1: "Dude I totally had that chick until I started talking about my ex."

Guy 2: "Yeah you definitely committed poonacide there bro. Might wanna steer clear of that subject next time."

by famousKid February 22, 2009

pooicide

Self-death by poo. One killing themselves by forcing large quantities of their own human feces down their esophagus.

This fortnite grind is too much, might as well commit pooicide.

by linus Johnson craft April 10, 2019

Pooicide

First you knock someone out,then you squat down towards there face.

And then you shit in there mouth and duck tape it closed around the back of there heard and watch them spew throwup/poo violently through their nostrils.

Man if this nigga keeps talking shit them i am going to commit pooicide on his ass!

by Angel n Beaner Productions August 13, 2007

Pooicide

The act of soiling your pants out of hatred for yourself.

Jack: Hey loser how you going fat shit!
Me: Commit Pooicide motherfucker your underpants are of poor, cheap chinese quality.

by Bath Wanker October 7, 2018

Poocident

When you unexpectedly have bowel issues, resulting in an embarrassing fecal situation.

Emily had a poocident earlier when she shit the bed.

by Mariano G. Vallejo May 22, 2021