pooacide 

committing suicide by eating your own shit.

"How did jimmy die? He committed Pooacide!"

pooacide by FloGgY May 5, 2005

Pooicide 

When you accidently kill yourself when you are taking an extremely excruciating, painful, enduring, shit.

Some say Elvis died from a drug overdose. I beg to differ. He was on the toilet so he must have committed pooicide.

Pooicide by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010

poonacide 

Equivalent to cock-blocking yourself.

Poonacide is considered to be any words or actions that that are an immediate turn-off to the female of interest, thereby killing any chances of sexual contact.

Comes from the root words POON and SUICIDE.

Guy 1: "Dude I totally had that chick until I started talking about my ex."

Guy 2: "Yeah you definitely committed poonacide there bro. Might wanna steer clear of that subject next time."

poonacide by famousKid February 22, 2009

pooicide 

Self-death by poo. One killing themselves by forcing large quantities of their own human feces down their esophagus.

This fortnite grind is too much, might as well commit pooicide.

pooicide by linus Johnson craft April 10, 2019

Pooicide 

First you knock someone out,then you squat down towards there face.

And then you shit in there mouth and duck tape it closed around the back of there heard and watch them spew throwup/poo violently through their nostrils.

Man if this nigga keeps talking shit them i am going to commit pooicide on his ass!

Pooicide by Angel n Beaner Productions August 13, 2007

Pooicide 

The act of soiling your pants out of hatred for yourself.

Jack: Hey loser how you going fat shit!
Me: Commit Pooicide motherfucker your underpants are of poor, cheap chinese quality.

Pooicide by Bath Wanker October 7, 2018

Poocident 

When you unexpectedly have bowel issues, resulting in an embarrassing fecal situation.

Emily had a poocident earlier when she shit the bed.

Poocident by Mariano G. Vallejo May 22, 2021