Pooicide

When you accidently kill yourself when you are taking an extremely excruciating, painful, enduring, shit.

Some say Elvis died from a drug overdose. I beg to differ. He was on the toilet so he must have committed pooicide.

by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010

pooicide

Self-death by poo. One killing themselves by forcing large quantities of their own human feces down their esophagus.

This fortnite grind is too much, might as well commit pooicide.

by linus Johnson craft April 10, 2019

Pooicide

First you knock someone out,then you squat down towards there face.

And then you shit in there mouth and duck tape it closed around the back of there heard and watch them spew throwup/poo violently through their nostrils.

Man if this nigga keeps talking shit them i am going to commit pooicide on his ass!

by Angel n Beaner Productions August 13, 2007

Pooicide

The act of soiling your pants out of hatred for yourself.

Jack: Hey loser how you going fat shit!
Me: Commit Pooicide motherfucker your underpants are of poor, cheap chinese quality.

by Bath Wanker October 7, 2018

pooacide

committing suicide by eating your own shit.

"How did jimmy die? He committed Pooacide!"

by FloGgY May 5, 2005

Poicider

An internet megatroll who has nothing better to do with his time other than wasting the bandwidth and time of others, by adding useless information, generally insulting to online forums.

Dude, F**K off, you are such a Poicider, why dont you get a real life.

by Dictguy December 18, 2008

Poocident

When you unexpectedly have bowel issues, resulting in an embarrassing fecal situation.

Emily had a poocident earlier when she shit the bed.

by Mariano G. Vallejo May 22, 2021