Poocident

When you unexpectedly have bowel issues, resulting in an embarrassing fecal situation.

Emily had a poocident earlier when she shit the bed.

by Mariano G. Vallejo May 22, 2021

puncident

accidentally using a pun.

Person 1: How many more puncidents will you have today?
Person 2: Yeah, I can't seem to help it. I just keep talking and when you start to frown I back up and realize I've done it again.

by Monkey&Roburg June 16, 2010

Possidente

This name comes from the possidente clan hailing from italia. The other half of the families origin is not known at the present time.

This family is famous for naming their sons Bernard and Tommy. The women in this family are kind, unless they have had too much coffee. At that point you should run. run and hide. They are also known for strong reactions.

At a young age the males can be convinced of silly things, such as Hispanics are people from hispain. NEVER EVER PUT A CANTALOUPE IN THEIR SUGAR.

Did you see that possidente, I think it was bernard or tommy or crazy!

by ADVENTUREadventure June 1, 2011

Polident Tiara

The act of placing an elderly woman's dentures on top of her head whilst she performs fellatio upon you. If placed correctly, they resemble a crown, or tiara, hence the term.

Your grandmother was giving me a gummer the other day, and I wanted her to feel regal, so I gave her the old Polident Tiara. She looked like the Queen of England down there!

by Farnsworth3 July 23, 2017

Poonitentiary

A women's prison.

Damn bruh, I'm busier than a tampon salesman in a poonitentiary.

by GatorPlanet May 21, 2021

Pakcident

A road traffic accident where there is an Asian involved and always at fault.
Commonplace in the UK.

D: How come them 15 pakis were standing on the hard shoulder next to that Toyota Carina E?

E: Looks like he hit the central reservation, must have been a Pakcident.

by E. Powell October 2, 2007

poopscident

An accident involving poop or any poop like substance.

I had to clean up a poopscident in the bathroom this morning.

by Shoxedone December 30, 2008