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Potistarter 

Calling someone or something that you go to bathroom on
Your a Potistarter.
Potistarter by Dr. Anton Mays February 17, 2012

pootista 

A jerk or meanie-poo-head (MPH) in a friendly manner like between two good friends or boyfriend-girlfriend.
David: "Did you just eat my last double stuffed E. L. Fudge cookie?"

Dachene: /lying "Umm... no..."

David: "You pootista."
pootista by ninjaFeet May 27, 2011
Bryan: Hunter's art was pontita. Wyatt's work was bad.
pontita by BaseGodBalsheet January 19, 2017

Postistic 

Whenever someone posts something on Facebook or the internet containing a statistic / agenda / etc or whatever and thinks that sharing it is a "Form of Activism". (Aka Postistics)
I saw a postistic that showed the dangers of water. 100% of drownings happen because of water!! Let's do something about it!
Postistic by Big E Dude February 27, 2013
An intellectually superior human who poots a lot. Follower of the teachings of Pootism. A devout pootist is referred to by their inner circle as a Pootist Monk.
Mike was a great Pootist and wise in the ways of Pootism.
pootist by John Wesley February 9, 2008
A potista is a bud tender, similar to a bar tender, or anyone who works at a medical marijuana dispensary.
The potista gave me a great deal on an eighth of OG Cush
potista by wowzela July 19, 2012