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A potista is a bud tender, similar to a bar tender, or anyone who works at a medical marijuana dispensary.
The potista gave me a great deal on an eighth of OG Cush
potista by wowzela July 19, 2012
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Potistarter 

Calling someone or something that you go to bathroom on
Your a Potistarter.
Potistarter by Dr. Anton Mays February 17, 2012
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One who has become proficient in brewing the perfect coffee from a commercial coffee pod such as Nespresso or K-fee capsule system.
A Barista is trained to make a brew the perfect coffee. A Podista has learnt to brew the perfect coffee from a capsule system. "That is the perfect coffee, I made it from a coffee pod, I am a Podista."
Podista by Pucko_V1 September 7, 2013

pootista 

A jerk or meanie-poo-head (MPH) in a friendly manner like between two good friends or boyfriend-girlfriend.
David: "Did you just eat my last double stuffed E. L. Fudge cookie?"

Dachene: /lying "Umm... no..."

David: "You pootista."
pootista by ninjaFeet May 27, 2011
The fabled land of pogistan is the ideal country. Everyone is just so pog.
I will give my life for pogistan
Pogistan by RetartedlyRarted February 11, 2021
Cool. An excellent example of coolness. The act of acting cool or popular.
OH wow, her new shirt is so protista!
protista by T-Fo August 13, 2006

Pooistan 

A country in South Asia. Second-most populous country in the world after the PRC.
I went to Pooistan and got food poisoning.
Pooistan by RoundenBrown October 19, 2021
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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