Lobbying
Comcast is lobbying congress to maintain their monopolistic stranglehold on the market without restriction. How is this allowed?
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Lobbying
the process of going down to you apartment building's lobby to hu with someone because you are not able to see them any other way (i.e groundings).
I was grounded this weekend so I had to lobby it with Joseph.
I love lobbying with people; how else would I hu with them!
I love lobbying with people; how else would I hu with them!
Lobbying by sluts&hoes February 24, 2012
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Lobbying
Bribery. Literal bribery. It's a synonym for bribery. If lobbying is legal in your country, bribery is legal in your country.
The only reason the USA has relatively low corruption rates is because they legalized bribery and renamed it "lobbying."
Lobbying by Pagan God of Memes April 26, 2022
Lobbying Science
A systematic corruption of the scientific process where organized interest groups—corporate, political, or ideological—fund, produce, and disseminate research specifically engineered to influence policy and public opinion in their favor. Unlike genuine scientific inquiry, which follows questions wherever they lead, Lobbying Science starts with a predetermined conclusion and reverse-engineers the "evidence" to support it. It maintains the aesthetic of peer-reviewed legitimacy while functioning as a public relations arm. This includes funding friendly academics, ghostwriting papers, suppressing unfavorable results, and creating front organizations with neutral-sounding names to launder biased conclusions.
Example: A fossil fuel conglomerate funds a "Global Climate Research Institute" that publishes studies emphasizing natural climate variability and downplaying anthropogenic causes. Their scientists sit on IPCC panels, their papers appear in reputable journals, and their findings are cited by sympathetic politicians. This isn't science serving truth; it's Lobbying Science—the research arm of a political war, dressed in a lab coat and holding a clipboard.
Lobbying Science by Dumu The Void February 11, 2026
Hobby-Lobbying
To willfully and voluntarily date and have sex with a woman that has confirmed STDs, specifically herpes. Usually because she is very beautiful or sexually voracious.
Hobby Lobby is a retail chain of arts and craft stores. Coincidently, it is said that glitter is the herpes of arts and craft supplies.
Hobby Lobby is a retail chain of arts and craft stores. Coincidently, it is said that glitter is the herpes of arts and craft supplies.
Tom: "What are you doing tonight, bro?"
Boyd: "Man, I'm gonna go see Sarah."
Tom: "Wait! ... the one that told you she had herpes?!?"
Boyd: "Dude bro, i knocked the bottom out of that."
Tom: "Whatever man, have fun Hobby-Lobbying. Just make sure to wear a rubber."
Boyd: "Man, I'm gonna go see Sarah."
Tom: "Wait! ... the one that told you she had herpes?!?"
Boyd: "Dude bro, i knocked the bottom out of that."
Tom: "Whatever man, have fun Hobby-Lobbying. Just make sure to wear a rubber."
Hobby-Lobbying by joebobusa22 May 20, 2010
Cock Lobbying
When a woman uses her vagina to get what she wants, she influences the actions of men with sex. some believe a master of cock lobbying could get away with murder or even get rich.
Person 1: "I don't know why I keep buying things for Julie."
Person 2: "Oh bro, she's totally cock lobbying you."
Person 1: "No way dude!!"
Person 2: "Then why did you give her all your belongings?"
Person 1: "....... Oh shit.. I've been cock lobbied."
Person 2: "Oh bro, she's totally cock lobbying you."
Person 1: "No way dude!!"
Person 2: "Then why did you give her all your belongings?"
Person 1: "....... Oh shit.. I've been cock lobbied."
Cock Lobbying by Ew! January 24, 2015
Hobby-Lobbying
To willfully and voluntarily date and have sex with a woman that has confirmed STDs, specifically herpes. Usually because she is very beautiful or sexually voracious.
Hobby Lobby is a retail chain of arts and craft stores. Coincidently, it is said that glitter is the herpes of arts and craft supplies.
Hobby Lobby is a retail chain of arts and craft stores. Coincidently, it is said that glitter is the herpes of arts and craft supplies.
Tom: "What are you doing tonight, bro?"
Boyd: "Man, I'm gonna go see Kayleen."
Tom: "Wait! ... the one that told you she had herpes?!?"
Boyd: "Dude bro, i knocked the bottom out of that."
Tom: "Whatever man, have fun Hobby-Lobbying. Just make sure to wear a rubber."
Boyd: "Man, I'm gonna go see Kayleen."
Tom: "Wait! ... the one that told you she had herpes?!?"
Boyd: "Dude bro, i knocked the bottom out of that."
Tom: "Whatever man, have fun Hobby-Lobbying. Just make sure to wear a rubber."
Hobby-Lobbying by joebobusa22 May 20, 2010