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Whenever someone posts something on Facebook or the internet containing a statistic / agenda / etc or whatever and thinks that sharing it is a "Form of Activism". (Aka Postistics)

I saw a postistic that showed the dangers of water. 100% of drownings happen because of water!! Let's do something about it!

Postistic by Big E Dude February 27, 2013

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posimistic

A posimistic person is someone who has a very positive, affirmative, optimistic, favorable outlook on life.

It's actually a combination of the words postive and optimistic, hence " posimistic", "posimist " & " posimism ".

The opposite would of-course be "negamistic" , "negamist ", " negamism ", which is a combination of the words " negative " and " pessimistic " !

"Charlie is always posimistic, expecting the best in this best of all possible worlds, but sooner rather than later he must come to the realization that he cannot have his cake and eat it too !"

posimistic by Uncle Wally esq. June 16, 2009

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pautistic

the act of drinking excessive amounts of vodka in order to get drunk or slizzard in order to have a good night on the town

-Did ya see young paraic last night?
- Yeah he was absolutley pautistic!!

pautistic by AT2mysterylad December 12, 2010

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Postificated

The way Toby Turner of Tobuscus on YouTube says the word "posted". He is often very vocal about it and says it in a serious but humorous fashion.

Toby: "Audience! A new video has been postificated!"

Postificated by WerewolfByDay April 3, 2011

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Phosisticated

Someone who speaks beyond their knowledge, one who is trying too hard to be smart.

PRONOUNCED: FOE-SIS-TUH-KAYT-EDD

Person A: Damn that stupid bitch in class just keeps on talking, everyone knows she's wrong, but she just keeps fuckin talkin...

Person B: yeah, that bitch is just bein a phosisticated ass muthafucka

Person A: fasho fool.

Phosisticated by SNAPESSUCKLINGSAVAGE November 10, 2009

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potsticker

a potsticker is when your balls fuse with your thighs via sweat. DAMN those sweaty balls!

theres no greater feeling in the world then peeling off a potsticker from your thigh.

potsticker by K_wtf October 8, 2006

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Pootastic

Something that is fantastically shitty

You just recieved a speeding fine! 'Oh just pootastic'

Aren't you happy it is time for work! 'well how Pootastic for me'

Pootastic by propart June 8, 2009

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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