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A penis that is very thick, long and veiny. The pongis throbs a lot which makes it a perfect treat to suck on and deep throat.
Oneesan : Ara Ara~ I'm gonna devour your shota pongis for dinner.
Pongis by hentai mc April 4, 2022
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- based on latency & delay intolerance; "pingist remarks"

- discriminatory especially on the basis of PING RESPONSE TIME and/or latency

- a person with a prejudiced belief that his ISP or PING(Packet Inter-Network Groperis) SEEK TIME is superior to that of others

- Pingism has many definitions, the most common and widely accepted being that individuals with the lowest PING seek time in milli-seconds are intrinsically superior to those with higher PINGresponse times.
JON has a ping of 17 ms and STEVE's is 103 ms.

JON doesn't let STEVE play on his server because STEVE's ping time is inferior.

JON is a PINGIST.

Dude, your response time sucks, GTFU!
pingist by Jonathan G. (Borowa) February 28, 2008

Lance Pongstrong 

When one partakes in the game of Beer Pong, but there is only one ball for a variety of reasons.
Freshman: Oh no! I stepped on the ball and crushed it because I'm so drunk and don't know what's going on!

Senior: Party foul! It's okay, we'll Lance Pongstrong that shit.
Lance Pongstrong by woogoggles August 18, 2010

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1. A historic bridge enthusiast who enjoys either lobbying for preservation and/or who enjoys visiting and photographing historic bridges. 2. Anyone who enjoys working with or visiting/photographing bridges of any kind.
As a pontist, I was happy to learn that this 1872 iron truss bridge was being restored.
pontist by pcnate January 8, 2010

Pwngistic 

(adj)-
1. of or relating to extreme pwnage.
2. preforming or tending to preform acts of total domination.
1. George Washington sent 13,000 troops to suppress a few hundred drunk farmers in the Whiskey Rebellion. Needless to say, it was a pwngistic event.

2. The competition at the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics was wiped out by the pwngistic Michael Phelps who won 8 gold medals that year.
Pwngistic by SomberFortress July 6, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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