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Panties
All Time Travelers created by God are offered eternal Sanctuary if they expose themselves and take their “Panties” off by doing the following:
(1) Publicly confess Jesus Christ as Lord.
(2) Trust that God raised Jesus Christ from the dead as recorded in Holy Scripture.
(Romans 10:9)
(3) Pray out loud to God giving your informed consent for the Holy Spirit to utilize the Oracle of the Lord to retroactively refurbish the timeline using all of your assets in the past, present, and future via “method acting”, a “bait and switch”, “quantum eraser”, or any other strategy or method at the Holy Spirit’s discretion.
(4) Post a definition of “Panties” for urban dictionary on your birthday as a symbol. The first 8 Time Travelers to retroactively post a definition of “Panties” on their birthday will receive a special reward such as being the winner of any trolley experiment.
The movie TIMECOP (1994) has an Easter Egg of my birthday October 10th in it.
(1) Publicly confess Jesus Christ as Lord.
(2) Trust that God raised Jesus Christ from the dead as recorded in Holy Scripture.
(Romans 10:9)
(3) Pray out loud to God giving your informed consent for the Holy Spirit to utilize the Oracle of the Lord to retroactively refurbish the timeline using all of your assets in the past, present, and future via “method acting”, a “bait and switch”, “quantum eraser”, or any other strategy or method at the Holy Spirit’s discretion.
(4) Post a definition of “Panties” for urban dictionary on your birthday as a symbol. The first 8 Time Travelers to retroactively post a definition of “Panties” on their birthday will receive a special reward such as being the winner of any trolley experiment.
The movie TIMECOP (1994) has an Easter Egg of my birthday October 10th in it.
The move THE OTHER GUYS (2010) says “you can either take your Panties off or walk the plank, the choice is yours” on the computer right before the cucumber water/bribe scene.
The movie THIS IS THE END (2013) has a song and Easter Eggs that says “Take Yo Panties Off”.
The movie THIS IS THE END (2013) has a song and Easter Eggs that says “Take Yo Panties Off”.
Panties by 10Romans9Timecop1994 October 10, 2023
pootie do
1. Phrase uses to indicate one would be willing to have sexual intercourse with a female.
2. Phrase used to imply sarcasm towards a female. Another way to say big deal.
2. Phrase used to imply sarcasm towards a female. Another way to say big deal.
Schrödinger's panties
Schrödinger's panties is derived from the term "Schrödinger's cat thought experiment" by physicist Erwin Schrödinger in 1935, the latter describes a hypothetical experiment that probes a parody in quantum physics.
The former term is coined in eastern Otaku culture which refers to situations where heroines wearing skirts in anime, video games or movies could never, under any circumstances (in the virtual world) reveal their underwear due to obvious moral reasons (in the real-world); resulting in almost impossible looking situations (in the virtual world) that are not probable even under the best luck of the heroine. Typical scenarios include heroine performing kung-fu style fighting moves (e.g. roundhorse kick, Butterfly kick), jumping and high wind situations (falling down).
As with "Schrödinger's cat thought experiment", the "Schrödinger's panties thought experiment", being a parody, states that as long as the bottom of the heroine is not observed, the statements that the heroine is and isn't wearing panties are both true and valid. Under physical terms, both situation are in a state of superposition. The reality only settles after observation.
While Schrödinger's panties refers the situation described above, the term iron curtain refers to the impenetrable skirt that makes the impossible possible.
The former term is coined in eastern Otaku culture which refers to situations where heroines wearing skirts in anime, video games or movies could never, under any circumstances (in the virtual world) reveal their underwear due to obvious moral reasons (in the real-world); resulting in almost impossible looking situations (in the virtual world) that are not probable even under the best luck of the heroine. Typical scenarios include heroine performing kung-fu style fighting moves (e.g. roundhorse kick, Butterfly kick), jumping and high wind situations (falling down).
As with "Schrödinger's cat thought experiment", the "Schrödinger's panties thought experiment", being a parody, states that as long as the bottom of the heroine is not observed, the statements that the heroine is and isn't wearing panties are both true and valid. Under physical terms, both situation are in a state of superposition. The reality only settles after observation.
While Schrödinger's panties refers the situation described above, the term iron curtain refers to the impenetrable skirt that makes the impossible possible.
(Watching an anime where a heroine with mini skirt jumps 50 metres down from high ground and perform a reverse somersault attack on a bad guy without any pantie flashing fan service)
Audience: Wow holy Schrödinger's panties! iron curtain! look at that, there's *%^$ no way the skirt will hold up.
An example is the character Athena in King of Fighters 12. Under any in-game frames and fighting moves, the following is true. The skirt of Athena is just long enough and moves of the heroine and the movement of the skirt are just right to not to reveal what is underneath.
Audience: Wow holy Schrödinger's panties! iron curtain! look at that, there's *%^$ no way the skirt will hold up.
An example is the character Athena in King of Fighters 12. Under any in-game frames and fighting moves, the following is true. The skirt of Athena is just long enough and moves of the heroine and the movement of the skirt are just right to not to reveal what is underneath.
Schrödinger's panties by AnnihilatorX August 30, 2009
Pontificate
Pontificate typically has a negative connotation but can be used positively as well.
"Allow me a moment to pontificate on the merits of good hygiene during flu outbreaks" said the school nurse.
"Allow me a moment to pontificate on the merits of good hygiene during flu outbreaks" said the school nurse.
Pontificate by FatMermaid January 25, 2014
Pantiephile
(1) The careful study of sensuous panties / knickers in high class lingerie stores, with a view to purchase and subsequent wear and display.
(2) A collector of panties / knickers, usually male.
(2) A collector of panties / knickers, usually male.
(1) Juliet: “I’m going to Journelle at 3 East 17th at 5th Avenue to look at their new Eberjey range - I love their Lady Godiva brief.”
Sally: “Jools, you are such a pantiephile! How much have you spent this year to entice Nigel into your tight little box?!”
(2) Rachel: “My new boyfriend loves the San Fran 49ers but he has a weird hobby.”
“Such as?”
“He claims to be a pantiephile - he has 17 pairs of panties pinned to his wall.”
“That is weird. Does his sister miss them?”
“Very funny Gemma, he doesn’t have a sister.”
Sally: “Jools, you are such a pantiephile! How much have you spent this year to entice Nigel into your tight little box?!”
(2) Rachel: “My new boyfriend loves the San Fran 49ers but he has a weird hobby.”
“Such as?”
“He claims to be a pantiephile - he has 17 pairs of panties pinned to his wall.”
“That is weird. Does his sister miss them?”
“Very funny Gemma, he doesn’t have a sister.”
Pantiephile by Katie4eyes June 28, 2018
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