Oracle

A software company known for their database system with the same name. Also known as One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison.

Oracle trashed my tables.

by Major Midnight March 5, 2012

Oracle

A piece of shit database server programmed to stop a software developer in their tracks at every turn.

My software was working fine everywhere else, but then Oracle came in and fucked up my day!

by senseiteki September 20, 2012

Oracle

A divine or an especially authoritative revelation (or the person who delivers it), often an ambiguous or enigmatic utterance spoken through a medium in a trance state.

An oracle was a person or agency considered to be a source of wise counsel or prophetic opinion, predictions or precognition of the future, inspired by the gods. As such it is a form of divination.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 14, 2010

Oracle

All Knowing, As in the comic book character of Birds of Prey, Nightwing and many other comics

I am an Oracle!

by Oracle January 14, 2004

Oracle

Whne u wanna go smoke some weed but trying to be different so u instead say oracle the guac(weed)

“Yo Emma wanna go oracle that guac”
“Sure do mane,hbu Bennett?”
“What the fuck does that mean???”

by KoolKaid uWu March 19, 2019

Oracle

The lid of a keg at a party, usually in the woods, that when dropped in ones cup, forces them to either chug, or leave the party.

"Man, i got the oracle 3 times last night! I almost PUKED!"

by keggerguy July 5, 2008

Oracle

Revealer, melanated God's greatness, the extreme patient one, bright messenger, Treal Historian!

While listening to cam'ron album "Oracle" I thought, "existing in every great shrine ,Canaan and Syria."

by RoyalTLoyalT April 6, 2021