Urban Dictionary: Pontificate

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To speak in a pretentiously dogmatic manner; to preach.

Pontificate typically has a negative connotation but can be used positively as well.

"Allow me a moment to pontificate on the merits of good hygiene during flu outbreaks" said the school nurse.

by FatMermaid January 24, 2014

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Apocalypsing

Treating every relationship like it’s your last and getting super serious with someone you just started dating.

Person 1: who tf is that new chick w alex?
Person 2: idk he's been apocalypsing like crazy

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Pontificate

1. To have Diarrhea of the mouth.
2. Running your mouth.
3. Giving your 2 cents when it's non of your business.
4. Giving unsolicited advice and long opinions
**Rhymes with defecate.**
5. To defecate with your mouth on other people

Don't pontificate about other peoples mistakes! Your Diarrhea of the mouth gotta stop because running your mouth is gonna get you a fist sandwich

by JJ JJ man April 09, 2013

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pontificate to rant rave and other wise try to convise some one of your own pont with out careing if they are lising or not

the rantings of the phill god in all of his power of BS

the rantings of the phill god in all of his power fake knolage

by 2 beer queer May 20, 2005