pomost

A person or situation which embodies the most excessive post-modernist behaviour and/or characteristics. It is by nature the subject is unaware of and/or indeliberately being pomost.

She qouted Faber Yayo while arguing the current affairs concerning the mackrel fishing industry in the Netherlands. Such a pomost, yet again.

by Shenkie December 23, 2016

Poostank

When you're smashing someone from behind and they then proceed to shit all over your dick with a putrid amount of diarrhea shit which fills the air around you as you inhale the glorious fumes of your girl, you feel at peace and one with nature.

I was smashing my girl from behind going in it raw and she gave me the poostank!

by Mr Bobba June 4, 2020

poostema

A swearword in hebrew/arabic

A brainless someone (especially girls)

The teacher said there's gonna be a huge test on monday and she forgot the tests at home so you studied for the test for nothing

- Goddamnit! that poostema forget the tests now i have studied the whole weekend for nothing!

by Hybrid1 March 28, 2009

poostack

1. The act of taking consecutive shits in the same toilet without flushing. This also occurs when onsecutive hot piles are dropped in any location other than a toilet, and it is most commonly found in an outhouse at a chili cook-off.

2. Also a nickname for a short stack of chocolate chip pancakes at IHOP.

The couple was disappointed that their poostack count lowered when they moved into an apartment with two bathrooms.

by wordman55 August 26, 2012

poostink

The vile stench of shit, as described by young children.

There was poostink in the car for weeks.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2020

Poostpone

To delay relieving the need for taking a dump

Dude! why was your face so red during the meeting earlier?

I had a serious need to drop a huge dooky but was forced to Poostpone until the meeting was over. Feeling much better now.

by Ad.Co November 12, 2010

poosterbate

The act of performing self inflicted sex while in the process of voiding your bowels. i.e. Masturbating while you poop.

Valma was using her phone on the meetme app but decided poosterbate instead.

by Valma DooDoo January 9, 2014