poits 

Another name for water or fluid in general. The superlube of life. Also used to replace of words in a positive context. can also be spelt poirts & ports.

OMG i have zero poits.

ewww, this is tainted poits.

of poits(course) i'm from portsmouth.

Silly wabbit, your poits is leaking everywhere

poits by Jon Snow April 18, 2007

Poits day 

Piss on it, Tomorrows Saturday.

Hey Chuck, you going to get that report done soon?

No! Its Poits Days afterall.

Poits day by BlocRoc December 7, 2015

Poison Drip 

The act of slowly poisoning someone through small or subtle personal attacks over a period of time. Their strategy is to drag down their partners self esteem so they don't have the confidence to seek a better option.

Dave: "Randy, why don't you ever stand up to your bitch wife when she puts you down?"
Randy: "Well maybe shes right most of the time"
Dave: "You are so being poison dripped my friend!"

Other acts of poison dripping: 1) That look she gives you when her eyes roll upwards- slight poison drip
2) Discouraging you from eating healthy and/or exercise, so you are out of shape and can't seek a better option- these discouraging comments are a form of poison drip
3) When people mention your name to your partner and they have a negative or disparaging remark about you- slight poison drip

There are many examples of a poison drip in a relationship. Remember, they will slowly add up over time and if not identified early you will feel you have officially been poisoned. Sometimes a poison drip can be so small you may not notice it at the time its happening. Often times it's later on when your thinking back on the situation that occurred only to realize you have been "Poison Dripped."

Poison Drip by Lance Pecht July 23, 2019

Pitseleh 

A song by Elliott Smith not so much about unrequited love, but about being loved by someone who loves you, but knowing they’re only in love with who they think you are. And that you can only ever fail them and hurt them. Even though you love them so truly that you don’t want to hurt them, even if that means you cannot be with them. But you still hurt them, just by being what you are, and by being lucky/unlucky enough to know them, and you’re hurt too. Maybe more deeply than you can handle. And all this you keep to yourself, because how could you ever tell them? How could you ever let them know who you really are?

Elliott Smith rarely played Pitseleh in concert, often dismissing it as too much of a “lyrics based song” when it was requested, though some have speculated that it was a rare example of a song too special or personal for him to be performed like his others.

Pitseleh by Notanelphant June 23, 2019

Internet points 

An often ironic synonym for the upvotes/likes you can get on various websites. "Internet points" is often used to point out that these have no real value, and craving for likes is pretty useless.

"Look, my post got over 1000 Upvotes!"

"Your Internet points won't pay the bills, Jim."

Internet points by Sabulan March 25, 2019

Party Poison 

-Noun
1. The leader of the fabulous killjoys that has bright red hair and holds a yellow ray gun. He is seen in the music videos of My Chemical Romance in Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na) and Sing. May be refered to as either Party or Poison. He is played by Gerard Way, front man of My Chemical Romance. (Reference to Danger Days True Lives Of The Fabulous Killjoys)

Party Poison fought off those Dracoloids bravely, shooting each of them in the gut with his laser gun, and saved the day.

Party Poison by Atomic_Ash_161 January 3, 2012

Boytjie points

Unit of measurement in relation to how much of a Boytjie you or your actions are.

Boytjie Points can be positive or negative and are valued at 137 times the current trading price of gold.

For this sic stunt he earns an incredible 75 boytjie points..! And an additional 5 boytjie points for causing the Chinese commentator to go wild…!

Boytjie points by Banter Boys October 4, 2011