tainted

The act of rubbing one's taint on any given object. Usually done out of spite or anger.

One time in college my roommate angered me so bad I tainted his toothbrush.

I swear to god, if Leland rats me out one more time I'm gonna taint his mouse!

by The Dark Lord of the Taint December 29, 2004

tainted

when a white girl messes with black dudes

"Dang, did you see Maddy with Deshawn and Lavonte? That bitch is tainted!"

Guy Number 1: Does Katie fuck black guys?

Guy Number 2: Damn right! That bitch tainted as hell!

by madddyb November 06, 2010

tainted

a bitch who slept with more than five dudes

I heard you messin wit Tanya.That chic tainted

by f-that_shit October 25, 2007

tainted

to have your clean bed sheets defiled by male genitalia; especially by the grundle or taint region.

When i walked in my room and saw my comforter in between his legs, I realized that they had been tainted.

by Whiplash1 October 02, 2009

tainted

Being taint. Having been changed by something else. Jerry was tainted by troy

jerry was tainted by troy.

by chris lott July 11, 2008

tainted

a lineage2 character played by Nick from Montana, usually refers to one that begs for money

Damn dude quit being a tainted.

by Deeznuts Bitch February 24, 2004

Taint On Taint

A fictional sitcom on CBS starring Ted Danson as a Proctologist in a post-apocalyptic Detroit. Part of a prank on DFW radio's Doyle King.

Dude, did you see Taint On Taint last night? It rocked my chode off.

by sImon mIlligan July 15, 2008