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Pennsylvania Padiddle
When I was titty-fuckin' the slut, I shot so hard I hit her in the eye and left her with a Pennsylvania Padiddle.
Pennsylvania Padiddle by Paco Taco de Morocco March 19, 2009
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Padiddled
When your teacher assigns a lot of work in one day, or when he/she gives you a test that you can't study for.
Padiddled by That1AsianTho February 17, 2017
Padiddle Rape
When an individual loses multiple games of padiddle constantly, to the point of nakedness, it is called padiddle rape.
Padiddle Rape by kudalicious January 24, 2011
padiddle
A game played while in a vehicle. 'Padiddle' is said when another vehicle is spotted that has only a single headlight. The person/people who didn't say padiddle must remove one article of clothing.
~A pair of shoes generally count as one article.
~Rules can be changed to include motorcycles, bicycles, etc.
~Word can be changed, so as to throw people off. If the phrase is, 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pink pajamas.' It's likely that the person saying the phrase will mess up and will have to remove one article of their clothing.
~A pair of shoes generally count as one article.
~Rules can be changed to include motorcycles, bicycles, etc.
~Word can be changed, so as to throw people off. If the phrase is, 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pink pajamas.' It's likely that the person saying the phrase will mess up and will have to remove one article of their clothing.
pudiddle
the game of pudiddle can be played when you have two or more people in a car. if a car with one headlight out is spotted, you have to yell pudiddle and hit the roof. the point of hitting the roof is to show who spotted it first, so the hitting of the roof pretty much determines the winner of that car. the person who yelled pudiddle and hit the roof first is safe, but everyone else in the car has to remove one item of clothing(both shoes count as one, both socks count as one). the point of this game is to spot the most pudiddles to get everyone else in the car naked except you. if there is a cop car with a headlight out and you get that pudiddle, everyone else in the car has to get completely naked, and if you spot someone with a tail-light out it counts as two pudiddles.
(driving down the highway)
JEN:hits the roof "PUDIDDLE!"
(everyone takes off an article of clothing except jen.)
ROB:hits the roof "PUDIDDLE! COP CAR!!!!"
(everyone has to get fully undressed except rob.)
JEN:hits the roof "PUDIDDLE!"
(everyone takes off an article of clothing except jen.)
ROB:hits the roof "PUDIDDLE! COP CAR!!!!"
(everyone has to get fully undressed except rob.)
pudiddle by kevin gorfin August 11, 2007
pididdle
A game in which you look for cars with headlight or foglight out (pididdle) or tail light (pedunk) and call it out. When someone correctly calls a piddidle or pedunk, all members of the opposite sex present must remove an article of clothing.
pididdle by Polar Bear April 21, 2004
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