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Premature Padiddler
When one is playing the game Padiddle and believes they see a playable padiddle, and calls it out only to find that it was just a motorcycle or the car in front of another was covering one of the headlights.
Premature Padiddler by Tet428 March 24, 2008
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Pennsylvania Padiddle
When I was titty-fuckin' the slut, I shot so hard I hit her in the eye and left her with a Pennsylvania Padiddle.
Pennsylvania Padiddle by Paco Taco de Morocco March 19, 2009
dirtbag paddler
(noun) Paddler, of any level, who loves the River and the river lifestyle.
Goes rafting, kayaking, canoeing, SUP, whatever! Swims like a fish, and loves rain as much as sun. May be broke in the pocket, but rich and giving in the soul. Speaks the universal language, that of the River, in any of the tongues of the Dirtbag Paddler World - which is all of them. Survives on whatever it takes to get that next WALLACE fix. Would throw a rope to anyone! If your car smells like your gear, or better yet if you HAVE no car, you're a dirtbag.
Goes rafting, kayaking, canoeing, SUP, whatever! Swims like a fish, and loves rain as much as sun. May be broke in the pocket, but rich and giving in the soul. Speaks the universal language, that of the River, in any of the tongues of the Dirtbag Paddler World - which is all of them. Survives on whatever it takes to get that next WALLACE fix. Would throw a rope to anyone! If your car smells like your gear, or better yet if you HAVE no car, you're a dirtbag.
One Love, One River! -Dirtbag Paddler
In my opinion, being a dirtbag paddler is a much nobler pursuit than merely trading my hours for a handful of dimes.
In my opinion, being a dirtbag paddler is a much nobler pursuit than merely trading my hours for a handful of dimes.
dirtbag paddler by FartyTheShark January 31, 2016
padidle
Game played with multiple people in a moving vehicles when traffic is present in which one serches for a vehicle with only one headlight shining. First to call "Padidle" and hit the roof of the vehical wins, other remaining players must remove an article of clothing. Game continues until you no longer are dressed.
padidle by Nichole and Kaite April 5, 2008
Padiddled
When your teacher assigns a lot of work in one day, or when he/she gives you a test that you can't study for.
Padiddled by That1AsianTho February 17, 2017
paddidle
A game played while in a vehicle. 'Padiddle' is said when another vehicle is spotted that has only a single headlight. The person/people who didn't say paddidle must remove one article of clothing.
Paddidle, that car has only one headlight!
~A pair of shoes generally count as one article.
~Rules can be changed to include motorcycles, bicycles, etc.
~Word can be changed, so as to throw people off. If the phrase is, 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pink pajamas.' It's likely that the person saying the phrase will mess up and will have to remove one article of their clothing.
car: *rolling down the road*
p1: *spots car with one headlight* PADIDDLE!
p2: *removes both shoes*
~A pair of shoes generally count as one article.
~Rules can be changed to include motorcycles, bicycles, etc.
~Word can be changed, so as to throw people off. If the phrase is, 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pink pajamas.' It's likely that the person saying the phrase will mess up and will have to remove one article of their clothing.
car: *rolling down the road*
p1: *spots car with one headlight* PADIDDLE!
p2: *removes both shoes*
paddidle by Omar Hijaz January 8, 2008
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Pee Calculus
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