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Padiddled

When your teacher assigns a lot of work in one day, or when he/she gives you a test that you can't study for.
"So, how was the English test?"
"Fuck dude, I think I failed it. The teacher padiddled all of us."
by That1AsianTho February 17, 2017
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paddledick

A boner so hard that it can be used to play ping pong.
"That guy is playing without pants!"
"Yeah, he is dominating the competition with his paddledick."
by Ayysnax March 25, 2014
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Pennsylvania Padiddle

A pearl necklace gone wrong. The ejaculate hits the girl in the eye leaving only one eye operative.
When I was titty-fuckin' the slut, I shot so hard I hit her in the eye and left her with a Pennsylvania Padiddle.
by Paco Taco de Morocco March 19, 2009
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piddled-off

When a TV program (such as the news or other current events program) forces heavy censorship, they urge the reporters, narrators, and other crew to say something like piddled-off instead of pissed-off.
{Narrator}:
"In this video, you'll see what happens when one piddled-off idiot takes things way too far."
by Telephony December 16, 2016
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Piddledicking

verb.AKA "Piddledickin'".
Wasting time.
Quit piddledicking around Backdoor Billy, we ain't got time for that!
by Peter Jackles February 12, 2004
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padidle

Game played with multiple people in a moving vehicles when traffic is present in which one serches for a vehicle with only one headlight shining. First to call "Padidle" and hit the roof of the vehical wins, other remaining players must remove an article of clothing. Game continues until you no longer are dressed.
Padidle hit roof strip bitches!
by Nichole and Kaite April 5, 2008
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paddidle

A game played while in a vehicle. 'Padiddle' is said when another vehicle is spotted that has only a single headlight. The person/people who didn't say paddidle must remove one article of clothing.
Paddidle, that car has only one headlight!

~A pair of shoes generally count as one article.
~Rules can be changed to include motorcycles, bicycles, etc.
~Word can be changed, so as to throw people off. If the phrase is, 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pink pajamas.' It's likely that the person saying the phrase will mess up and will have to remove one article of their clothing.

car: *rolling down the road*
p1: *spots car with one headlight* PADIDDLE!
p2: *removes both shoes*
by Omar Hijaz January 8, 2008
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