ROB

Mainly use when someone's driving, it means Run Over Bitches
by Zanthony May 24, 2014
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Roll Over the Belt. Girls who wear tight shirts and have a roll of fat that goes over her belt is a ROB.
1: Dude, check out that girl, she looks dope!
2: Forget it, you've got your beer goggles on, she's a ROB!
by Jamie Slater January 05, 2004
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ROB - a random occuring boner.
when guys have a erection in awkard places and there is no reason for the erection. most common is when guys wake up in the morning - which is reffered to as a "morning glory"
by Jimmer94 April 01, 2009
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Acronym for "Randomly Occurring Boner." This is when a male gets an erection in a non sexual situation, usually in awkward or inopportune times.
I don't know if I can hire you Mr. Peterson, as you had a ROB for most of this interview.
by Billy the Bum August 27, 2010
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Random Occuring Boner. This usually happens when a hot ass girl walks by you in the middle of class, you look at her, and POOF. Instant boner and instant embarrassment. Congratulations my friend, you have a ROB.
Tyler: "Dude, you need to get your ROB under control."
Grant: "Ahhhh man, she's so hot though. Oh shit, look away!"
Tyler: "That was disgusting as fuck, man."
by HEHMKM June 30, 2013
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Reasonable Or Bullshit
A simple logic test one should apply to suggestions or ideas from certain friends named Rob. Ask yourself, "is what Rob just told me Reasonable Or Bullshit?".
This should be one of the guiding principles in judging any situation in life concerning friends named Rob. It's an invaluable test that will prevent you from getting screwed over again and again.
Chico, I think we just got ROB'd! Rob told us that he wouldn't bring anyone else fishing in Tionesta this year and he showed up with 5 friends from work. Now we are stuck paying for these freeloading assclowns fishing and golf weekend!
by twinpeaker August 10, 2008
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Accronym for Randomly Occurring Boner. Generally the result of a really boring class or being on the verge of sleep.
Dude, in English today the teacher asked me to stand up and give a presentation and when I went to stand up I totally got a ROB.
by Schmales April 08, 2011
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