pocketgay

A homosexual male that is vertically challenged, or otherwise smaller, either in size or stature, to his gay peers.

Tom is only 5 feet tall, therefore, he's a pocketgay.

by JamesWax July 20, 2006

pocketrat

Annoying dogs that are small enough to be carried in a woman's' purse. These dogs range form quite and pathetic to loud and obnoxious, to ankle bitters, and should be put out of your misery when ever possible.

A wiener dog is not a pocketrat, wiener dogs are cool.

by yorkie stomper April 1, 2008

pocket gay

An extremely short gay person.

JACK: Well, you see what you have there, don't you?
WILL: I see what I don't have, the other half of my date.
JACK: What you have... is a pocket gay.
WILL: A pocket gay?
JACK: A pocket gay. The perfect travel-size homosexual. Just pop him in a man-purse, a briefcase, and you're good to go. In ten years they'll be making 'em all that way.

by Andrew Melvin May 1, 2008

Pocketman

There are lots of very short attractive men out there. I call these sexy men that are too short for my taste as a tall, young woman, pocketmen.

He is such a sexy pocketman, I cannot wear heels to the party.

by ~Rosa~ April 5, 2020

Pocket Gay

A perfect travel-sized homosexual.

From Will and Grace:

Jack: What you have there is a Pocket Gay. Just pop him in a man-purse or briefcase and you're good to go. In ten year's they'll be makin' them all that way.

by Cadyelle September 25, 2008

pocketbating

grabbing your dick while your hand is in your pocket and masturbating

Jimmy's mom asked him why his hands were always in his pocket. Jimmy said he was too pocketbating.

by beej aka bj aka jimmy December 20, 2008

pocket gay

also known as PG. Little/short gay man that can fit in your pocket

He is so PG, he can fit in your pocket.

by mel October 28, 2004