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pocketrat 

Annoying dogs that are small enough to be carried in a woman's' purse. These dogs range form quite and pathetic to loud and obnoxious, to ankle bitters, and should be put out of your misery when ever possible.
A wiener dog is not a pocketrat, wiener dogs are cool.
pocketrat by yorkie stomper April 1, 2008

pocket gay

JACK: Well, you see what you have there, don't you?
WILL: I see what I don't have, the other half of my date.
JACK: What you have... is a pocket gay.
WILL: A pocket gay?
JACK: A pocket gay. The perfect travel-size homosexual. Just pop him in a man-purse, a briefcase, and you're good to go. In ten years they'll be making 'em all that way.
pocket gay by Andrew Melvin May 1, 2008

Pocketman 

There are lots of very short attractive men out there. I call these sexy men that are too short for my taste as a tall, young woman, pocketmen.
He is such a sexy pocketman, I cannot wear heels to the party.
Pocketman by ~Rosa~ April 5, 2020

Pocket Gay

A perfect travel-sized homosexual.
From Will and Grace:

Jack: What you have there is a Pocket Gay. Just pop him in a man-purse or briefcase and you're good to go. In ten year's they'll be makin' them all that way.
Pocket Gay by Cadyelle September 25, 2008

pocketbating 

grabbing your dick while your hand is in your pocket and masturbating
Jimmy's mom asked him why his hands were always in his pocket. Jimmy said he was too pocketbating.

pocket gay

also known as PG. Little/short gay man that can fit in your pocket
He is so PG, he can fit in your pocket.
pocket gay by mel October 28, 2004