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pocketrat 

Annoying dogs that are small enough to be carried in a woman's' purse. These dogs range form quite and pathetic to loud and obnoxious, to ankle bitters, and should be put out of your misery when ever possible.
A wiener dog is not a pocketrat, wiener dogs are cool.
pocketrat by yorkie stomper April 1, 2008

pocket gay

JACK: Well, you see what you have there, don't you?
WILL: I see what I don't have, the other half of my date.
JACK: What you have... is a pocket gay.
WILL: A pocket gay?
JACK: A pocket gay. The perfect travel-size homosexual. Just pop him in a man-purse, a briefcase, and you're good to go. In ten years they'll be making 'em all that way.
pocket gay by Andrew Melvin May 1, 2008

Pocketman 

There are lots of very short attractive men out there. I call these sexy men that are too short for my taste as a tall, young woman, pocketmen.
He is such a sexy pocketman, I cannot wear heels to the party.
Pocketman by ~Rosa~ April 5, 2020

Pocket Gay

From Will and Grace:

Jack: What you have there is a Pocket Gay. Just pop him in a man-purse or briefcase and you're good to go. In ten year's they'll be makin' them all that way.
Pocket Gay by Cadyelle September 25, 2008

pocketbating 

grabbing your dick while your hand is in your pocket and masturbating
Jimmy's mom asked him why his hands were always in his pocket. Jimmy said he was too pocketbating.
pocketbating by beej aka bj aka jimmy December 20, 2008

pocket gay

also known as PG. Little/short gay man that can fit in your pocket
He is so PG, he can fit in your pocket.
pocket gay by mel October 28, 2004
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piddlefart

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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