134 definitions by mel
by mel September 17, 2005
Vending Machine Breakfast: A pastry or something from a vending machine at work that you eat if you don't have time to have anything better. Some people will have VMLs or even (God help them) VMDs.
by mel October 13, 2003
It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You don't get completely what you would get at breakfast, but you get a good meal.
Helen Lovejoy: Well, I had just finished eating and was about to leave when I looked over this way and said to myself, "Why, isn't that Marge Simpson over there, having brunch with a man who isn't her husband?"
by mel January 23, 2006
Oragasm-Going beyond the climax of sexual excitement. Much stronger feelings and pleasures than a simple orgasm.
Oh baby, harder, harder. I'm getting an orgasm. Oh oh oh oh. Oh GOD. I'm getting an oragasm! OH OH OH OH. AHHHH.
by mel February 20, 2005
Something used to wipe up semen after masturbation, or alternatively, masturbate into if the pervert in question is somewhere where he'd perfer to leave things as they were when he entered - such as a friend's house or that of his parents. Can be anything from age-old classic, the dirty sock, to a hand towel.
When selecting some random scrap of fabric for use as your jizz rag, do remember that semen can leave unsightly stains on black fabrics.
by mel December 18, 2005