mel's definitions

yayer

hells yes!

if u like fish and grits, and all the pimp shit, then every body say o yayer!

by mel March 21, 2003

full boat

A definition for a full house. Stick came up with this and we laughed at him for it, but then later learned he was right....

Look he almost has a full boat!

by Mel February 11, 2005

Cafeteria Catholicism

Derogatory term referring to religious individuals who follow the Catholic faith and pick and choose which doctrines of the Church they wish to follow and which ones they don't.

"Well, I'm against abortion, euthanasia, and homosexual marriages... But contraceptives are alright in my book."

"You reek of Cafeteria Catholicism -- We're not running a buffet! You can't just go in and get what you want..."

by Mel December 3, 2005

laptop

A smaller computer with no room for anything on it, battery dies in 5minutes.

I'm going to bring my laptop on the airplane so I can watch movies.

by Mel February 25, 2003

Mill Chase

This is a rubbish secondary school in the outskirts of bordon. Only send your child here if you want them to be educated in the area of Pikey and nothing else. If you tell anyone who doesnt live in Bordon that you go to Mill Chase they will automatically think you are a pikey.

Group: So, what school do you go to?
Mill Chaser: Mill Chase
Group: RUN!

by Mel July 18, 2004

maris

very hot guy

he is such a maris!

by mel July 4, 2003

piratecode

piraterules or guidelines,law aboard a ship,the code of the brethren, set down by the pirates Morgan and Bartholomew

Elizabeth:Wait!You have to take me to shore.According to the code of the order of the brethren -
Barbossa:First,your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement so I must do nothing. And secondly,you must be a pirate for the pirate’s code to apply and you’re not.And thirdly, the code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner.

by mel November 24, 2003