16 definitions by yorkie stomper

A name assholes give themselves to add a cover of philosophy to their bullshit.
I am not an ordinary asshole, I am a cynic and therefore a philosopher.
by yorkie stomper July 11, 2008
Boots that cock teasers like to wear to turn a guy on and leave him hanging.
Those fuck me boots and short skirt say that bitch wants it bad. The only fucking you will get from that cock tease is a dinner and bar bill.
by yorkie stomper July 26, 2008
An expert at using guilt, intimidation and the threat of racial violence to shake down whitey.
What do you call a white guy who talks of white rage, and the threat of racial violence? A despicable racist. What do you call a black guy who talks about black rage, and the threat of racial violence? A black activist.
by yorkie stomper April 2, 2008
A trip you should never take. You should feel guilty when you know you have done something you know is wrong. You should set things right if you can or at least try to avoid doing the wrong thing again. The main thing is your actions are based on what you think and feel, not on what someone who is trying to manipulate you wants to make you think and feel.
You owe me because my ancestors were sold into slavery by white slavers. My people didn't come here until 1889 so fuck you and your guilt trip. You owe me because of the holocaust. My grandfather died at D Day fuck you and your guilt trip. You hurt my feelings so you owe me. Fuck you I don't do guilt trips.
by yorkie stomper April 8, 2008
Vermin the cat kills. A dog that would be pathetic if it wasn't so annoying.
The cat caught something it's either a yorkie or a rat it's hard to tell the difference.
by yorkie stomper March 23, 2008
A conman licensed to steal. It doesn't matter to a Realtor who gets screwed as long a as they get thier commision . When the bubble burstes and every one else is losing all they have the Realtor crawls back under a rock, and gets off scott free.
What do you call a Realtor, a mortgage broker, and an investment banker on a chain gang? A goog start.
by yorkie stomper July 11, 2008
The only reason to go to disney world. An exact opposite of the magic kingdom and a lot more enjoyable.
If we aren't stopping at every Waffle house, on the way you can forget the magic kingdom .
by yorkie stomper July 11, 2008