Pocketman

There are lots of very short attractive men out there. I call these sexy men that are too short for my taste as a tall, young woman, pocketmen.

He is such a sexy pocketman, I cannot wear heels to the party.

by ~Rosa~ April 5, 2020

pokemans

Something to be shown to others.

"Let me show you my pokemans"
MY POKEMANS
let me show you them

by ttdi October 3, 2007

pocketrat

Annoying dogs that are small enough to be carried in a woman's' purse. These dogs range form quite and pathetic to loud and obnoxious, to ankle bitters, and should be put out of your misery when ever possible.

A wiener dog is not a pocketrat, wiener dogs are cool.

by yorkie stomper April 1, 2008

pokeman

The wrong way to say PoKeMoN. Commenly used by parents to embarras kids.

Mom- Are you still playing with that Pokeman shit
Me- NO GOD DAMMIT MOM ITS CALLED POKEMON!!! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE, IM VACUUMING MY ROMM DAMMIT!!!

by Tri Force Agent February 16, 2004

pokeyman

Used by crazy people who can't pronounce "Pokemon".

POKEYMAN?! POKEYMAN?! With the pokey and the man and the thing with the guy that comes out and has a face and he HAGGKLAGEHNONA HAHAHAHAHAH.

by YesIAmAnIdiot July 2, 2006

PokeManiac

Someone who, like me, is completely, totally obsessed with Pokemon. Usually own at least three Pokemon games, and numerous plushes, collectables, trading cards, and paraphanailia. Refers to Pikachu when talking about renewable energy sources. Often claims girl/boyfriend to be Misty/Ash Ketchum.

Guy One- hey, y'know that nerd's name over there?
Guy Two- The one with the Pokemon deco all over her textbooks?
Guy One- Yeah, the PokeManiac.

Guy Two- Oh, that's ________.

by suika-watermelon June 4, 2011

hot pocketing

pooping in someones foldout couch and folding it back up and leaving it for the unsespecting owner of the couch

It's fun hot pocketing people

by DE BIG BLAM September 8, 2009