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el plumpino 

When you do a girl up the ass and shove all but your balls in.
"Hey, I gave Laura an El Plumpino last night and my dick was covered in shit!"
el plumpino by hohohohohohohohoha October 8, 2008

go plumping 

(v) when one or more men go out to a club, a bar, or the local McDonalds strictly to hit on and/or hook up with fat chicks or plumpers. Plumping usually requires a wingman in order to deal with the skinny, attractive girls, but not always.
"Hey dude, me and Joe are gonna go plumping tonight, wanna come?"

"Sure, I love to go plumping, do I have to be the wingman again? I hope not."
go plumping by The_Milk January 5, 2009

Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin 

The rare art of receiving fellatio from a willing rotund woman while simultaneously shitting, wearing the head of a pumpkin costume and consuming bacon.
Matt: "Dude, the planets must have been in the proper alignment last night because I finally got a Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin in the bathroom of the KFC!

Jim: Woah...thats the rarest of the rare, well done!

plumping 

(1) When one or more men go out to a club, bar, or McDonald's for the sole purpose of hitting on and/or hooking up with overweight, fat, or, preferably, obese women.

(2) A great american pasttime, also known as "fat macking"
" Hey man, me and John are gonna go plumping tonight, would you like to accompany us?"

"I would LOVE to attend, I thoroughly enjoy plumping!"
plumping by Nolan Collins November 2, 2007

plumpling 

Any large gray cat known to eat twice its body weight. When sitting down, it looks like a cross between a pumpkin and a dumpling.
That cat is hugs and love!
No, dude, that cat is a plumpling!
plumpling by aortiz22 June 20, 2008

plumpkin roulette

Just like a plumpkin, but with the added element of surprise.
After sneaking into the ladies toilet, Adrian lay in wait with his soup and a sandwich for an afternoonn of plumpkin roulette