plumpjack

A handjob from an obese woman, often occurring in a pancake house.

Select a lubricant or lotion from the menu, find your room, and await some delightfully flabby mitts. Time for some plumpjack!

by krry March 20, 2016

Plumpjack

The male sexual organ.

Dude, that chick was greedy for some Plumpjack.

by trimbandit March 27, 2003

Amarillo Pumpjack

When two guys stand face to face and jerk each other off, looking deeply into each other’s eyes, with the smell of a feedlot in the background

If you are ever in the panhandle with you best friend, be sure to enjoy an Amarillo pumpjack.

by Walker Cleveland October 13, 2018

plumpfuck

To fuck a plumper. What a hogger or fat bagger does with a fat chick. To bed a lardass.

Greg did the old plumpfuck with an enormous sophomore last weekend. She had an immense ass.

by PMax March 15, 2008

plumpacity

the plumpness of said booty. male or female.

'' damn look at that plumpacity on that girl ''

'' he has no plumpacity ''

'' id give her plumpacity a 5 ''

by Kyle Cronik August 11, 2008

pumpjack

A redneck term for lubricant mainly referring to Astroglide.

Ex. Baby reach in the drawer and pull out that pumpjack you're a little dry.

by pumpjack69 July 23, 2014

plumcracker

someone who unknowingly walks into the path of a bullet (figurative or literal) meant for someone else.

Person A throws a pie at Person B. While the pie is airborne, Person C walks into the room and the path of the pie and gets hit. Person C is a plumcracker.

by Egghead Comics April 6, 2011