pumpjacking
Pumpjacking : when a drunk friend is sitting on the couch nodding their head from upright to hanging down trying to stay awake
pumpjacking by MeanDeanBean April 12, 2015
Words you can keep
Pumpfaking
Pumpfaking is when you pretend to have a weapon, normally a gun, around your waistband. Sticking your hand on your waist pretending to hold the grip of the weapon.
Normally used to threaten others around them or using it to scare someone that doesn’t know if they’ve got a gun or not.
Normally used to threaten others around them or using it to scare someone that doesn’t know if they’ve got a gun or not.
Tyrone told the cops he was pumpfaking after someone had broken into his vehicle early that morning, trying to scare off the thief.
Tyrone was a felon so he was not allowed to own any firearms.
Tyrone was a felon so he was not allowed to own any firearms.
Pumpfaking by EATASS69 July 27, 2018
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plumbjacking
1. Attempting to create a vacuum in a vagina by thrusting a penis in and out of it at a particular angle so as to cause a quief.
2. Giving someone a hand job while they are taking a shit.
2. Giving someone a hand job while they are taking a shit.
"My dick is so big, I totally plumbjacked that bar skank last night."
Guy 1: "She just came in to the bathroom and started plumbjacking me."
Guy 2: "Right in the freakin restaurant?"
Guy 1: "Hell yeah, man."
Guy 2: "Freakin sweet."
Guy 1: "She just came in to the bathroom and started plumbjacking me."
Guy 2: "Right in the freakin restaurant?"
Guy 1: "Hell yeah, man."
Guy 2: "Freakin sweet."
plumbjacking by Kat Lean January 12, 2010
[Pumpfaking]
To pumpfake can mean a # of different things and the word can be used in many different ways. In a short, Pumpfake is a form of procrastination yet a bit more Advanced if you will. It can be done Profesionally and at times may also appear obsoleet, only to bend the obvious diagonally opposite itself and leave so much confusion that the original Pumpfaked person(s)completely loses all importance of the Main Subject.---------The Pumpfaker is a rare breed. It takes Extreme Talent to be a successful Pumpfaker.
You're tryin to get up with a friend so he can look out for you. Meeting place Burger King. He tells you to be there on time. As you were, precisely. You wait and wait.
7 minutes pass and you say to your self 2 more minutes.You leave the Burger King 12 minutes later. You pick up your cell phone and call your friend. No Answer. He's Pumpfaking!
a minute later your phone rings. You Answer and he says Dude!!! 'I am so Fackin]! Sorry! I! I! AAHTTTT!!!CLICK
Pumpfaking is not exceptable, will not be tolerated.
Beat Cakes!! don't Pumpfakes!!
7 minutes pass and you say to your self 2 more minutes.You leave the Burger King 12 minutes later. You pick up your cell phone and call your friend. No Answer. He's Pumpfaking!
a minute later your phone rings. You Answer and he says Dude!!! 'I am so Fackin]! Sorry! I! I! AAHTTTT!!!CLICK
Pumpfaking is not exceptable, will not be tolerated.
Beat Cakes!! don't Pumpfakes!!
[Pumpfaking] by Surgeo Valentino | Annie B2da Mierfackin Z | P_Dubb January 28, 2007
pump jacking
pump jacking by Jack deznuts October 22, 2019
Pumpfaking
Pumpfaking is used in many situations but it’s mainly used in the sense of when someone say their going to do something but don’t follow through on it or act like they never said it and don’t do it.
Cary: boy I would fuck the shit outta you
Mike: yeah Ight, last time you said that, you came over and you was on so I wanna get to know you shit you just pumpfaking like you always do
Cary: ight bet I’ll catch you at 3
Mike: actions speak louder than wards
Mike: yeah Ight, last time you said that, you came over and you was on so I wanna get to know you shit you just pumpfaking like you always do
Cary: ight bet I’ll catch you at 3
Mike: actions speak louder than wards
Pumpfaking by Melo2967 November 26, 2023
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