plumcracker

someone who unknowingly walks into the path of a bullet (figurative or literal) meant for someone else.

Person A throws a pie at Person B. While the pie is airborne, Person C walks into the room and the path of the pie and gets hit. Person C is a plumcracker.

by Egghead Comics April 6, 2011

plumcrackered

to unintentionally "bite the bullet" for someone else.

Person A throws a pie at Person B. While the pie is still airborne, Person C walks into the room and into the path of the pie. Person C gets hit with the pie and exclaims "I've been plumcrackered!"

by Egghead Comics April 6, 2011

plumclucker

A noun referring to someone who is an idiot.

Synonymous, and rhymes, with "dumbfucker."

Steve: "Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?"

Tom: "Hah! Did you think psychics were for real?! You're such a plumclucker!"

by madcraft January 26, 2012