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Pumpjack 

The act of a woman being hammered from behind while half-standing and also bobbing for penis (giving a blowjob)
"My roughneck and I totally pumpjacked that slutty waitress from the brewhouse last night."

"My back hurts.. Dalt made me pumpjack with his friend Paul and I threw it out."
Pumpjack by girrl00 October 28, 2014

Pumpjack 

The act of a woman being hammered from behind while half-standing and also bobbing for penis (giving a blowjob)
"My roughneck and I totally pumpjacked that slutty waitress from the brewhouse last night."

"My back hurts.. Dalt made me pumpjack with his friend Paul and I threw it out."
Pumpjack by girrl00 October 29, 2014

Amarillo Pumpjack 

When two guys stand face to face and jerk each other off, looking deeply into each other’s eyes, with the smell of a feedlot in the background
If you are ever in the panhandle with you best friend, be sure to enjoy an Amarillo pumpjack.

Peruvian PumpJack

It’s when you are having sex doggy style with a man and he has a vacuum attached to his penis.
Last night I went over to Gary’s and he asked me for a Peruvian PumpJack

Pennant Pumpjack

Reverse 69 (guy on top).
The bald guy kept his friends waiting for over an hour because he was giving his wife the 'ol Pennant Pumpjack.

plumpjack 

A handjob from an obese woman, often occurring in a pancake house.
Select a lubricant or lotion from the menu, find your room, and await some delightfully flabby mitts. Time for some plumpjack!
plumpjack by krry March 20, 2016
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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