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puckable offense 

A provocation by an individual that warrants retaliation by way of a piss puck.

A puckable offense occurs often in dorm rooms on college campuses for a multitude of reasons.

Puckable offenses include, but are not limited to:
--Drinking the last beer in someone else's fridge
--Puking in someone's room
--Blaring loud music at a late hour, prohibiting sleep
--Just being an unlikeable asshole
Tom walks into Jim's dorm room while Jim and friends are drinking.

Tom: What's up Jim? (takes last beer from fridge)

Jim: Hey, that's my last beer.

Tom: I know, thanks. I'll get you back sometime. (leaves room)

Jim: (talking to others in room) Tom is such an asshole. Taking my last beer is definitely a puckable offense.

(Jim creates a piss puck, waits till 3 AM and kicks in under Tom's door)
puckable offense by CM$ney May 11, 2009

Plucklestuck 

An act of hitting someone while embarrassed
Sh-Shut up! I will plucklestuck your face if you don't stop calling me cute!
Plucklestuck by ExcavateUrAth June 25, 2018
Something ugly/disgusting enough that it gives you a need for puking.
- Check out man! This chick is hot.
- Oh my God! No way! She's pukable !!
pukable by Lapichon January 3, 2009

Plankable 

An object that can be planked.
Oh wow, check out that helicopter chopper thingy! It's totally plankable!
Plankable by Tawnalicious August 12, 2011

Puckable 

Someone who can be picked up and fucked.
That girl is so small she’s puckable!
Puckable by No Gary’s June 10, 2019

Prickable Dick

The ultimate asshole. Scholars estimate that the word was founded by Sir Isaac Newton shortly after he discovered gravity. It is made from 2 basic words, prickable, and dick. In the 1700’s these words were branded on people’s faces when they did something that would make them to be the ultimate dick. Today it is used to describe someone who is constantly a fat asshole.
"What the f**k! Who keeps leaving the peanut butter open downstairs?"
"Oh that is that prickable dick brian....... what a fat asshole."
Prickable Dick by Big rig nig February 18, 2009
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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