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pluckable

Someone who is sexually desirable; a person that you lust after.
OMG -- that woman by the pool is so pluckable!
by mmmmolina June 17, 2018
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puckable offense

A provocation by an individual that warrants retaliation by way of a piss puck.

A puckable offense occurs often in dorm rooms on college campuses for a multitude of reasons.

Puckable offenses include, but are not limited to:
--Drinking the last beer in someone else's fridge
--Puking in someone's room
--Blaring loud music at a late hour, prohibiting sleep
--Just being an unlikeable asshole
Tom walks into Jim's dorm room while Jim and friends are drinking.

Tom: What's up Jim? (takes last beer from fridge)

Jim: Hey, that's my last beer.

Tom: I know, thanks. I'll get you back sometime. (leaves room)

Jim: (talking to others in room) Tom is such an asshole. Taking my last beer is definitely a puckable offense.

(Jim creates a piss puck, waits till 3 AM and kicks in under Tom's door)
by CM$ney May 11, 2009
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Plucklestuck

An act of hitting someone while embarrassed
Sh-Shut up! I will plucklestuck your face if you don't stop calling me cute!
by ExcavateUrAth June 25, 2018
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pukable

Something ugly/disgusting enough that it gives you a need for puking.
- Check out man! This chick is hot.
- Oh my God! No way! She's pukable !!
by Lapichon January 3, 2009
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Plankable

An object that can be planked.
Oh wow, check out that helicopter chopper thingy! It's totally plankable!
by Tawnalicious August 12, 2011
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Puckable

Someone who can be picked up and fucked.
That girl is so small she’s puckable!
by No Gary’s June 10, 2019
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Prickable Dick

The ultimate asshole. Scholars estimate that the word was founded by Sir Isaac Newton shortly after he discovered gravity. It is made from 2 basic words, prickable, and dick. In the 1700’s these words were branded on people’s faces when they did something that would make them to be the ultimate dick. Today it is used to describe someone who is constantly a fat asshole.
"What the f**k! Who keeps leaving the peanut butter open downstairs?"
"Oh that is that prickable dick brian....... what a fat asshole."
by Big rig nig February 18, 2009
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